Dear Granny Annie,
I am a strapping young lad named Galavant. I have a square jaw, perfect hair and cojones out to there. Some say I am a hero for all the nice deeds I do. One tiny problem would arise. My sword will not stand up for any young maiden of the land. It seems I desire a mature woman of experience. I do not know where to find such a Queen. Once I do, how would I seduce her?
Your Hero,
Sir Galavant