I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
You're the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.