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[james_dean]

Doesn't everyone say “hint hint” after sentences?  Like..  What's the weather like today.. hint hint.  What am I going to do today.. hint hint.  Hope school is fun for you today.. hint hint.  lol 

[james_dean]

I enter the bar from the back door.  I walk in and the bar is hopping like it always is. 
“Excellent work on the bull” Sexilicous says, as she taps me on my chest.
 
“Easy, my ribs are a bit sore today” I tell her, wincing in slight pain.

“A little too much time on the BowFlex machine, eh?” she questions. 

“I wish it was that” I say with a coy smile.  “Besides, you wouldn't believe me if I told you” I say as I grab a brewsky from the bar and lift it to my parched lips.

I sit down at a table near the rear of the bar, prop my feet up on one of the chairs beside me and continue to enjoy my ale.  Brandy comes over with a smile on her face.  She's up to something.  I can just tell.

“What happened to you and Jane after you carried her to the restroom to get cleaned up from the pit?”

“Brandy, you know me, I don't kiss and tell” I smiled as I replied to her probing question.

“So did you kiss?” she fires back, yearning for more details.

“Can't you tell?” I said with a smile as I sipped the few last drops of my beer.

“Tell me more!!” she begs. 

“No, I'd have to be really drunk to let that information be known.  It was that awesome.” 

I no more than got those few words from my mouth when Brandy got up, and yelled to Old Joe. “One Yard of ale for JD!”

[james_dean]

Sounds like a great idea.  I get birthday wishes from other boards and forums.  This could be included too if it isn't too hard to make it work.

Do I just need to PM Lover with the date or just post it?

[james_dean]

My birthday is coming up Sexi… hint hint..  lol

[james_dean]

Eh hem.. Back to the question at hand.  I love stockings but only if it makes the woman feel sexier.  It is definitely not a requirement for me though.  But put a set of legs in a pair of fishnets with some black high heels..  whooooo damn!

[james_dean]

I'll find you sooner or later Sexilicous!!! lol

[james_dean]

Welcome ThunderSax and HandsomeRob.  Pull up a stool and have some fun!

[james_dean]

I haven't personally seen the new room.  (hint hint.. ladies) lol 

[james_dean]

I pull into the parking lot in my truck with the box of Halloween items from my latest shopping spree.  I lower the tailgate and slide the box out.  “I hope this demon outfit will fit the mechanical bull” I murmur to myself as I carry it into the closed and empty bar.  I glance at my watch, the hands say 1:30am.  “I need to get the bull dressed in this costume before I can get out of here for tonight.” 

I gently drop the box by the bull and do a “Lock out, Tag out” on the control box so it won't automatically come on while I am working on it.  Double and triple checking that the power connection is disabled, I get started on taking the saddle off.  The costume is a blood red color with a long forked tail and evil looking eyes.

I make my way around the bull, tugging and securing the fabric so it won't come off during use.  All of a sudden, I get a sense that I am being watched.  I look around the room, the bar is empty.  I smell the faint aroma of jasmine in the air.  “Strange” I say.  I shrug it off as get back to work. 

I pull the mask of the demon costume over the head of the bull, securing it under the neck.  As I smooth out the wrinkles, the bull lunges forward, bashing me straight in the chest, knocking me to the mats and taking the wind from my lungs.  “What the hell!?!” I exclaim, looking directly into the eyes of the demon bull.  The eyes were glowing for a brief second. 

I jump to my feet.  I check the control box and tug on the lock that has the power coupler in it.  “How in the world could that happen?” I question myself.  I grab the box of leftover costume accessories and leave the bull disconnected for tonight.  “I'm going to go over those controls in the morning” as I shut the lights off to the room.  I drop the box of in the office as I lock the back door behind me. 

[james_dean]

I am standing a little ways from the pit, watching the action, but not wanting to be splashed by the slippery pudding.  I see Jane over in the corner, probably wishing she could join in the fun, but under the circumstances, probably won't.  “I am sure there will be other pudding pit fights, since this is a great turnout,” I think to myself.

My gaze wanders back to the pit.  I continue watching the ladies go at each other, taking turns pinning each other in the pudding.  They declare the winner and the ladies hug it out, giving each other small pats on the rear.

As the ladies are exiting the pit, out of the corner of my eye, I notice Jane getting up, reaching for her empty glass of Coke on the table.  As she is walking close to the pit, I notice she steps right in a small puddle of pudding. Loosing her footing, she stumbles into the pit and falls “Splat” on her ass. 

I am sure this is embarrassing for her, so, I slip off my boots and make my way closer to the pit.  She struggles to get a footing and keeps slipping deeper into the pudding, covering herself in the goo.  Her hand slips and she flips over, face first into the pit.  She is waving her arms by the time I reach her. 

I gently but firmly grab her wrist, pulling her to her feet.  I brush the pudding from her face and attempt to straighten her dress.  Instincts took over and my hands land right on her pudding covered ass.  She whispers “MY hero” as she presses her pudding covered hand against my chest. 

I look into her eyes and for a moment, time stops.  She stands on her tiptoes and kisses me gently.  Those sweet lips make me want more.  I kiss her back deeply.  “I got you, I won't let you fall,” I whisper.  I gently scoop her up, her pudding covered legs draped over my right arm and my left arm cradling her back.  My footing is firm and steady as I make my way out of the pit. 

I carry her into the bar stopping just short of the ladies bathroom. 

“You can shower off in there” I say, as I start to lower her to the floor.

“Oh, I am not sure I can walk.  It seems I have twisted my ankle a bit.  I can't walk” she exclaims.  “Carry me to the shower, please?”

[james_dean]

This is a fabulous idea regardless of orientation or gender!  Welcome to the forums Dutchy!

[james_dean]

“Decisions, decisions..” I think to myself.  Both ladies are well deserving of my vote, but I can only vote once.  I loved the bare ass view of Brandy and the opportunity to give that cute little pudding covered ass a spank.  Stone also was the one who facilitated that opportunity.  I walk closer to the pit and hand my bottle to..    JayC.   

[james_dean]

As I swig my beer, I see Jane making her way over to where I am.  She has a smile on her face so something must be up. 

“You aren't done yet cowboy” she says as she grabs my hand and pulls me back on stage.  “Do you know ?” 

“Yeah, I know that song,” I reply.  “A duet?”

She motions to the band. 

    Woah-oh-oh-oh
      It's always a good time
  Woah-oh-oh-oh
      It's always a good time

Woke up on the right side of the bed
What's up with this Prince song inside my head?
Hands up if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time.

Slept in all my clothes like I didn't care
Hopped into a cab, take me anywhere
I'm in if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time

  Good morning and good night I wake up at twilight
  It's gonna be alright
We don't even have to try It's always a good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

Freaked out, dropped my phone in the pool again
Checked out of my room hit the ATM
Let's hang out if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time

  Good morning and good night
I wake up at twilight It's gonna be alright
We don't even have to try It's always a good time.

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

Doesn't matter when It's always a good time then
Doesn't matter where It's always a good time there
Doesn't matter when It's always a good time then

  IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME!

It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

As the song ends, Jane gives me a small peck on the cheek.  “Great job Jane!” I say as I assist her off the stage.

[james_dean]

“Welcome to the bar, Oxana and Gothic Girl.  Sit back, relax and have some fun” I say as I introduce myself to the new comers.  “I am James_Dean, but most people call me JD.  I “run” the mechanical bull and make sure it is all in good, safe working order.  Let me know if you ever want to try it out.  I'll go easy on you the first time”  I say, smiling coyly.

After excusing myself, I walk over to where Brandy is, making sure everything is going ok.

“So tell me, JD, do you have anything else up your sleeves?” she questions.

“What do you mean, Bee?” I reply.

“Well, first, the egg, and then the cyborg.  What else are you planning?” she asks with a smirk.

“Brandy.. do you seriously want inside my head?” I remark, as I give a chuckle. 

“Good answer!” she replies back.  “Well, do you have another song you can sing?  The first one  was a good one.  Think you can top it?”

“Um, I guess I can try.” as strut back to the stage. 

Grabbing the mic, I whisper to the band the title of the song. 

The guitar riff cuts through the noisy crowd….

Jessie is a friend, yeah
I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that

I play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably mute

'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms
Late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that

Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wondering what she don't see in me, I've been funny
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl

Where can I find a woman like that
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want, I want Jessie's girl

The crowd applauds as the song ends…. I head back to the bar for another drink. 

[james_dean]

“Open mic night?!  I should give that a try” I whisper to myself as I recalibrate the controls of the mechanical bull.  Those power fluctuations from Covems maintenance put them slightly out of whack.

I jump on stage and lower the brim of my cowboy hat to shade my eyes from the bright lights of the stage.

“Hit it guys” I yell to the band.

Hey baby, whatcha doin' this evenin'
Can 'ya meet me down at the railroad tracks
I got Tom Petty playin' in my silverado
And I've iced down, a six pack

Hey Daisy, don't 'ya worry 'bout your mama
Like 007 we can keep it covert
Undercover on the ground by the water
Gonna get a little peace on earth, I say

Baby, what you say we go pickin' wildflowers
I got a spot way back in the woods
Sneak away for a couple of hours
You and me, baby, a pickin' wildflowers

Hey baby, Mother Nature is waitin' and
Love's bloomin' like a cherry tree
Let's buzz around maybe do some pollinating
And dive in like honeybees

Baby, what you say we go pickin' wildflowers
I got a spot way back in the woods
Sneak away for a couple of hours
You and me, baby, a pickin' wildflowers

Take a trail ride if you know what I mean
Hey baby, won't you come with me

What you say we go pickin' wildflowers
Got a spot way back in the woods
Sneak away for a couple of hours
Spend a little time pickin' wildflowers

What you say we go pickin' wildflowers
Got a spot way back in the woods
Sneak away for a couple of hours
You and me, baby, you and me, baby

A pickin' wildflowers
What you say we go, what you say we go
What you say we go, what you say we go
Pickin' wildflowers, a pickin' wildflowers

The crowd cheers as the band ends the song.  I jump down from the stage and head to the bar.  “ssgt!  Good to see you back” as I give him a fist bump.  “You too Lydiarose” as I gently shake her hand.  “Great job with the song.  I hope we can hear more of your voice back on stage soon”  I excuse myself from their presence and grab a beer from the bar.  I take a swig to quench my thirst. 

I walk over to Bono2012 and welcome him to the bar.  “Hope you have a great time here” 

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