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Taking a break from the bull.. I jump on stage and step back up to the mic..  *tap tap..  “How does Brandy hold her liquor?” 

“By his ears”  LOL..  Winking at Brandy, I jump down..  sign up for the free beer and food.. I mean, the work on the firepit in the back.  “I'll be in the back if anybody wants to ride the bull”

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I've been running maintenance on the bull after Tights 4 second ride.  “Sorry dude, I was just carrying through with a..  um.. request that was made”  You see, here on the controls, there is the “Full Throttle” speed..  well.. many people don't know it goes just a little past that.  Almost to a speed where the bull starts to break apart.  “One of your close friends, *might* have slipped me a bill or two, to see how fast it could go.  I won't spill any names for now, but I tend to get  kind of “talk-ity” after I've had a few too many.”  It's all in good clean fun.

A bull riding contest?  Now..  that.. sounds like fun.  Let's get it started!

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As I sit back in my chair between riders, swigging my fresh beer from Brandy, I've come to realize one thing.  The ladies tip for slowing it down or speeding it up.  Regardless of how long they stay on, they all leave with a smile.  The thing they don't realize is that that bull is at just the right height to give me a glorious view of the assets that they have.  I'll admit, I might have touched a few bums while helping them mount the mechanical beast.  Apparently, they didn't mind.  Now that Brandy has had her turn, I'll need to reset it for the next rider.  There is one lady at the bar I wouldn't mind seeing ride.  She appears to be drawing or writing something.  Which reminds me, I need to make my song request.  “Stay With Me – Josh Gracin”  That song moves me heart and soul and takes me back to a love I once knew.  No time for sentiments, the next riders walks up, plants a kiss on my cheek and mounts it like she's ridden before.  Time to rock it. 

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“Ah.. hold on there little lady.  You just can't mount it any old way. Read the sign…”  “NO LOOSE FITTING CLOTHING”  “Your going to have to button up that shirt or take it off”  “That halter top underneath would be just dandy”  Sit back, relax.. oh.. and hold on.  It might get a bit bumpy

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“I'll operate the bull if the spot hasn't been taken”, I say, as I pull out my white Stetson.  Leave the “removal of the tops” to me.  Who's up after Moon?  For a kiss.. I'll make it worth your while

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As the haze of fog lifts over the battlefield, I still see the England flag, tattered and worn, but still waving proudly.  We fought the good fight.  To the victor goes the spoils and our ale.    I tend my wounds, knowing that I'll be back.  I load the ship, and set sail to the new battleground.  London..  32 days….

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Thanks Brandy!  It's good to be back amongst good friends.
More ale and crumpets please.. 

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@Lover,
No worries.  I knew what I was getting myself into.  Being American..  I am just here for the party. LOL 

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Talk about a thread that I can relate to!  Music is such a big part of my life.

Have these been mentioned?

Back at One                            Brian McKnicght
Dancing away with my heart  Lady A
I don't know much                  Aaron Neville/Linda Ronstadt
Take my breath away            Berlin
She's got a way                      Billy Joel
I believe                                  Blessed Union of Souls
Light in your eyes                  Blessed Union of Souls
Never say goodbye                Bon Jovi
Love of a Lifetime                  Firehouse

and I could go on and on and on and barely scratch the surface

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I agree with you Covems. I’ve even been in rooms when the lady just bolts. No explanation or anything. Was it something I said or did? And I don’t gift for rooms either. Yes, I pay the monthly premium, but outside of that, I don’t pay for sex irl, why should I here? One other thing is – more like a pet peeve – not reading bios/profiles. I put that info on there for a reason. Just my .02 (in US dollars)

😉

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@West. Well said! 😉

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Mooncalf,

Welcome I’m a returning member who has been awol for a bit. I loved loved your intro. I can’t wait to hear more of your impression of achat.

Enjoy!!!

Sabrina 🙂

Welcome back Sabrina_29. I know you have been missed. *warm welcome back hug*

[james_dean]

Welcome Mooncalf! I am sure you will find lots of new friends here. Enjoy! 🙂

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Tight,
While Brandybee is hootin' and hollerin' for her team, I'll be keeping an “eye” on the beer.  You know.. make sure it is safe, nice and cold, etc. etc. 

Thanks for the welcome Bee.  We have similar phrases here in the US.. but they normally have #$*&@^# somewhere in them.. lol

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Although I am not a huge soccer fan (more like American football) I'll step over to the England camp. 

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