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[jayc]

this pose most deff needs an upgrade/revamp. besides a better kiss/embrace and thrust, i would like to see for the male..
stroke womens head/hair
kiss shoulder/bury head in females shoulder
womens legs on mans shoulders
man resting on elbows/deep thrusts
anal and oral options

just my 2 cents now lets her from the ladies

😉

[jayc]

home from work late, i see Stones note “working behind the bar tonite. come down and have dinner with me xxx Stone ” i load the pick up with a load of fire wood and some old but functional lawn chairs, wash up and head for the bar. walking in i nod at the regulars, walking up to the bar i  hear Sprout thinking out loud  about strong drink………try Brandys house punch…..you wont be dissapointed. in some states you have to have a doctors note to drink it……. i smile at Stone and she smiles back and waves busy on the other side of the bar. a moment later she walks over with a beer for me and takes Sprouts order, bring her a punch chaser on me.  whens your break? in a few she responds. i see the fire pit has been set up…that was fast. Stone tells me JD Covems and Tango busted there asses all day and just got it finished. JD? does he ever go home? walked in and he is working the bull. gotta admire his dedication to this place. a cheer erupts for the bullriding pit…..whats going on over there? another contest  Stone shouts so i can hear her. anything else going on?  wheres Brandy? dont ask to both questions…..the country boys start there 1st set of the evening as Stone tells me of the days events.

[jayc]

Fantastic looking, any chance seeing a black or white version?  please indulge us 

[jayc]

heaven just got a great keyboard player. gone but not soon forgotten.

[jayc]

I spot Stone pondering the the Jukebox. i approach her from behind  my hands grab her waist and i  rest my head on her shoulder. may i have this dance? i suggest i song and lead her  out on the dance floor for a slow dance. Eric Clapton begins to play and a few more couples join us

Wonderful Tonight”

It's late in the evening; she's wondering what clothes to wear.
She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair.
And then she asks me, “Do I look all right?”
And I say, “Yes, you look wonderful tonight.”

We go to a party and everyone turns to see
This beautiful lady that's walking around with me.
And then she asks me, “Do you feel all right?”
And I say, “Yes, I feel wonderful tonight.”

I feel wonderful because I see
The love light in your eyes.
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just don't realize how much I love you.

It's time to go home now and I've got an aching head,
So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed.
And then I tell her, as I turn out the light,
I say, “My darling, you were wonderful tonight.
Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight

[jayc]

Sitting at the bar mulling my defeat………several women walk by  “looking good  jayc”  i nod smiling. sooooooo Stone has her revenge, was  waiting for something to happen……….very clever my dear. she vowed payback for me faking i was asleep while she got up early to tend to house hold chores. i see the flash of a camera behind me, turning around i see Stone walking away fast giggling puting the camera away. shrugging my shoulders……….WTF is going on?  noticing my shoe untied  i hop off the stool bend over to tie my shoe, a loud cheer comes from a table of women…hmmmmmmmm maybe they liked my stetson? or my AB & G tee shirt. i walk to the bathroom enjoying all the attention. in the bathroom i  wash up then i see it………………..my ass hanging in the breeze………….OMG    Stone  Brandy  will i ever get the upper hand on these two? i walk back out to the bar shaking my head to loud cheers and head back to the bar i see JD  hey what did you do with my jeans? i need to change. “Stone has them”  he smirks  ” looking good Jayc  he says in a girlish voice. where is she?  ” i have no idea”  another smirk. then i hear her on the mic  “looking for these?” she taunts me. i get on the stage bested by these two cheeky birds the crowd cheers as i try to get my pants back “not so fast” she responds keeping me at a distance. getting on one knee i plead her for my pants  “thats better” she chimes in  “should i give them back?” she asks the crowd, getting the mic i reply how about i buy around for the bar? the crowd responds in my favor. Stone throws me my pants and bolts off the stage. i pick them up and mouth the word later to Stone smiling at her.

[jayc]

notes from sat. nite
I don my wrestling attire just some cut off jeans and a t-shirt and head for the bear pit. since no one elsed has signed up i will take him on alone. but whats this? Brandy in fighting attire some daisy dukes and a skimpy tee. waiting for me, she offers to help me battle the spotted brute. we enter the pit arms raised to jeers and cheers. Stone in Pachacutis corner rubbing his shoulders and adjusting his muzzle. JD wearing a striped shirt will ref the match. watch out for his paws i warn Brandy, pandas can grasp things  only bears that can do that. as lover introduces the combatants Brandy asks what do  we do exactly?  not sure yet gonna have to play it by ear………….just have to lure him out of the circle some how. Moon calf rings the bell………..Pachcuti moves into the center and sits cocking his head at us as we move in.i move in from behind and try to get him to stand up or move. thats not woking Brandy yells over the laughter at my feeble attempt to up root the beast, i hear a note played from a flute somewhere………….Pachacuti gets to his feet and drags me by the scruff of my neck to to the outer circle. i protest to JD who is having none of it  blows his whistle and gives me the your otta here gesture. i hear the flute again……the panda lopes over to a wide eyed Brandy and embraces  her and brings her to the floor, the crowds roars in laughter.  ref ref ref cmon  i yell at JD who talking to a lovely young lady. all Brandy can do is scratch the bears ears which he seems to be enjoying…………then i spot it  Stone has the flute. she sees me staring and the flute dissapears……….hmmmmmmmmmmmmm so thats how she does it  my eyes dart back  no Stone in sight but i hear the flute, the bears grabs brandy and begins to pull her out of the circle, Brandy laughing so hard unable to resist get pushed out. JD now paying attention again calls for the bell and raises the pandas  paw in victory. “do the pachcuti” come on the P.A. system as Stone leads the crowd in the dance. helping Brandy to her feet  i inform her  we have been had. lets get a beer, we should protest to the achat bear wrestling commision i grumble as we head to the bar. well atleast we drink free for the rest of the night

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Jumping down from the stage i return to our table. how did i do? i ask ………..cant believe i just did that. Stone gives me a so so hand gesture. “Brandy is getting us fresh beers,a reward for your perfomance”  i hope just beers  another glass of that punch  i will need an eye patch to see straight  as i finnish off my glass. the fruity orange taste hits my taste buds followed by a mule kick of  alcohol……..gawd dammmmm is it just me or did she boost the octane on this batch? Stone laughs and shrugs her shoulders. i spot Brandy at the bar talking to  that women who came in by herself……..Eva i think her name is. i lean into stone hey you see that women with Brandy? she nods, have you talked to her? “just in passing” stone responds. cant put my finger on it but there is something strange about her. Lover comes on and welcomes the country boys to the stage. they open with a good texas style boogie.

If you see me walkin down the line
With my favrite honky tonk in mind,
Well, I'll be here around suppertime
With my can of dinner and a bunch of fine.

Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah.
Uh-huh-huh, baby, don't you wanna come with me?

The crowd gets loud when the band gets right,
Steel guitar cryin through the night.
Yeah, tryn to cover up the corner fight
But evrythings cool cause theys just tight.

Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah.
Huh, baby, don't you wanna come with me?
Ah, play it boy.

The joint was jumpin like a cat on hot tin.
Lord, I thought the floor was gonna give in.
Soundin a lot like a house congressional
Cause were experimental and professional.

Beer drinkers, hell raisers, yeah.
Well, baby, don't you wanna come with me?

[jayc]

Helping the chief of police off the stage i return to the microphone hey folks! just a few anoucements then we will get the country boys back up here. reaching into my shirt pocket i unfold a piece of paper………ok management would like to thank you all for making this place a big hit. whistles and cheers. business is so good they have turned the basement into a gaming parlor with pool, darts and a smaller bar and some poker tables. whistles and cheers  and backgammon and cribbage sets are availble at the main bar to play anywhere. whistles and cheeers lets keep the betting low key  please i point to the chief of police. ok ok one last item………

I  nod at lover who takes over. on cue the music starts  the evil emperor theme from star wars, a spot light points to the bar entrance, Lovers voice booms ladies and gentlemanturn please turn your attention to the door, from the the rain forests of China at 350 pounds and a hight of 5 foot and 9 inchs and a undefeated record of 16 victories, the bamboo brawler!  the beast from the east!…………PACHACUTI !!!!!!! Stone leads the docile giant panda into the bar who seems more interested in the salad bar than sumo wrestling. who dares to step in to the circle? come find out this saturday. push him out of the circle and drink here for free for 6 months, and get your picture on the wall. the muisic fades then “do the pachacuti” song comes on……. laughing hard as i spot  Brandy and my Stone showing  a group of people how to do the dance and singing along to the tune.

[jayc]

The juke box and karoke machine will be arriving soon, theres a clipboard at the bar, please write in your requests for songs you would like to have included.

[jayc]

Kicked back at our table, big smile as i look around at everything going on, good crowd for a monday i think to myself. the band in rare form are tearing it up, with Bears harp and Tights 6 string joining in they some how turn “cotton eyed joe” in to 20 minute jam session with no ending  in sight. down in the bull riding pit the gathered crowd  roars as another person get thrown off  after taunting JD. they will never learn  i sigh. my lady Stone awaits her ride  on the mechanical beast as per her hiring conditions. i attempt to build up her confidence, yelling in her ear “its just like riding a horse”  Stone give me her yeah right look and rolls her eyes. Brandy walks by and fills our glasses with her punch, “here  drink this it cant hurt and it might help”  Stone responds with her your such a guy look. the band ends the song …..cheers and a standing ovation. just another night at the A B & G

[jayc]

Alrighty then, we have a house band, a master of cermonies / emmcee, a mechanical bull, a balladeer, a well stocked bar including Brandy's famous punch served in a 20 oz  glass  skull mug. and for the brave  we will offer  panda bear wrestling on weekends. who dares to enter the ring to face the mighty Pachacuti over 200 lbs  of pure panda power. we even have the local police stopping by for free doughnuts. all and all a good start.  and its for everybody so come on down  for a visit and most important have a good time at the A. B. & G 

[jayc]

me too, what he said…………….big toast to Bear, he hits the nail on the head. Jayc buys  a round  at the AChat bar and grill, and the band played on

[jayc]

I am stumped  :-[  picturing Pafe in her pedal car is not helping  LOL  desk full of scrabble tiles and spilled coffee and a over flowing ashtray
OK  Brandy another hint please (have 2 possibles for the 2nd word)

[jayc]

are those the guys from the house band at the AChat  Bar & Grill ?

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