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  • in reply to: Contest: Ready for some fooootball?! #141880
    jayc
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    Schedule. (Includes game results )  –  http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/schedule

    The regular season now over, it’s time for the playoffs.

    These teams have made it.

    1. New England Patriots

    2. Pittsburgh Steelers

    3. Cincinnati Bengals

    4. Baltimore Ravens

    5. Indianapolis Colts

    6. Denver Broncos

    7. Dallas Cowboys

    8. Green Bay Packers

    9. Detroit Lions

    10. Carolina Panthers

    11. Seattle Sea Hawks

    12. Arizona Cardinals

    THIS WEEKEND GAMES (WILD CARD WEEKEND)

    Saturday, Jan. 3
    NFC: 4:35 p.m. (ET) Arizona at Carolina (ESPN)

    AFC: 8:15 p.m. (ET) Baltimore at Pittsburgh (NBC)

    Sunday, Jan. 4
    AFC: 1:05 p.m. (ET) Cincinnati at Indianapolis (CBS)

    NFC: 4:40 p.m. (ET) Detroit at Dallas (FOX)

    NFL Point Spreads For Wild Card Playoffs – Wild Card Weekend NFL Football Point Spread
    NFL Playoff Game Spreads 1/3 – 1/4, 2015
    Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
    1/3 8:15 ET At Pittsburgh -3 Baltimore
    1/3 4:35 ET At Carolina -6 Arizona
    1/4 4:40 ET At Dallas -7 Detroit
    1/4 1:00 ET At Indianapolis -3.5 Cincinnati

    in reply to: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) #68167
    jayc
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    Stone and myself are having some “alone time” in the office. It’s our 1st “real” date Anniversary. Being so busy with the party and other holiday tasks I acknowledge the date with a small gift much to Stone’s surprise.

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    Stone opens the small package to find a simple silver necklace with the number 3. She thanks me with a sweet kiss and hug, The hideous doll arms on her sweater poke my ribs as we embrace.

    A rap on the door makes us turn our heads to see Brandy walking in and tossing 2 new shiny gimp masks on my desk.
    Ah yes our wager!  I was hoping this would wait but a bet is a bet.

    We don the masks and the 3 of us look in the mirror.

    ‘This is wrong on so many levels.” I sigh

    The cell phones come out for a series of photos as we laugh and pose. After a drink Brandy asks if I will assist her in moving the now recovered Pachi out of her Harem in the Ice house. I groan, thinking of that boiled cabbage smell but reluctantly agree.

    “Good, so the payments went through ok? No hitches?”   I hear Brandy ask Stone.

    I cock my head when I hear Stone respond, slightly caught off guard  “Yes, of course, why shouldn’t they have?” then she changes the subject…………..something is going on, I make a mental note to check our bank accounts when I get a minute.

    Brandy leaves to clean her harem dungeon and decide to wait till she calls me. With any luck the hard  graft will be finished by then.

    Surprisingly,  Brandy returns to the Bar quicker than I thought and I wonder how she got on with Pachi. Suddenly an idea comes to mind. I spring into action………I make the call and two teams of dwarfs get to work to follow my instructions. They haul out Brandy’s  trashed harem bed and bring in the new one that Stone and I picked out for a Christmas gift.

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    Confident the boys have everything under control, I return to the bar to jeers due to my gimp mask. I give Stone the thumbs up, signaling all good with our gift delivery. A drink in hand I look around the bar, its almost surreal, like a David  Lynch movie, with the gimp masks and the sea of red and green garish sweaters.

    As Stone finishes her announcements, I add one more.

    “Thanks for joining us tonight everyone. Drinks and Eats on the house,  so let’s eat drink and be merry!”

    MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!!!!!

    in reply to: alra. hi all #143984
    jayc
    Participant

    Greetings Alra,

    we look forward to hearing your idea and comments to improve the game.

    in reply to: Contest: Ready for some fooootball?! #141868
    jayc
    Participant

    This weeks Games……………..Last week of the regular season

    Browns at Ravens, 1 p.m. (CBS)
    Chargers at Chiefs, 1 p.m. (CBS)
    Jets at Dolphins, 1 p.m. (CBS)
    Bears at Vikings, 1 p.m. (FOX)
    Eagles at Giants, 1 p.m. (FOX)
    Saints at Buccaneers, 1 p.m. (FOX)
    Colts at Titans, 1 p.m. (CBS)
    Cowboys at Redskins, 1 p.m. (FOX)
    Jaguars at Texans, 1 p.m. (FOX)
    Bills at Patriots, 1 p.m. (CBS)
    Panthers at Falcons, 4:25 p.m. (CBS)
    Lions at Packers, 4:25 p.m. (FOX)
    Raiders at Broncos, 4:25 p.m. (CBS)
    Cardinals at 49ers, 4:25 p.m. (FOX)
    Rams at Seahawks, 4:25 p.m. (FOX)
    Bengals at Steelers, 8:30 p.m. (NBC)

    POINT SPREAD

    NFL Point Spreads For Week 17 – Week Seventeen NFL Football Point Spread – NFL Spreads 12/28, 2014
    Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
    12/28 1:00 ET At Green Bay -7.5 Detroit
    12/28 1:00 ET At Houston -10 Jacksonville
    12/28 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -3 Cincinnati
    12/28 1:00 ET Indianapolis -6.5 At Tennessee
    12/28 1:00 ET At Baltimore -8.5 Cleveland
    12/28 1:00 ET At New England -3.5 Buffalo
    12/28 1:00 ET At Miami -5.5 NY Jets
    12/28 1:00 ET At Atlanta -4 Carolina
    12/28 1:00 ET At Minnesota -7 Chicago
    12/28 1:00 ET At Kansas City -2.5 San Diego
    12/28 1:00 ET At NY Giants -2.5 Philadelphia
    12/28 1:00 ET Dallas -6.5 At Washington
    12/28 1:00 ET New Orleans -4 At Tampa Bay
    12/28 4:25 ET At Seattle -12.5 St. Louis
    12/28 4:25 ET At San Francisco -6 Arizona
    12/28 4:25 ET At Denver -14 Oakland

    Playoff Picture

    AFC

    PATRIOTS (clinched AFC East and home-field advantage) vs. Bills

    COLTS (clinched AFC South)

    Cannot clinch first-round bye
    BRONCOS (clinched AFC West) vs. Raiders

    Clinch first-round bye with  1) win/tie 2) Bengals loss 3) Bengals tie + Colts loss
    BENGALS (clinched playoff berth) at Steelers

    Clinch AFC North with win/tie
    Clinch first-round bye with 1) win + Broncos loss/tie 2) tie + Broncos loss + Colts loss/tie
    STEELERS (clinched playoff berth) vs. Bengals

    Clinch AFC North with win
    CHARGERS at Chiefs

    Clinch playoff berth with 1) win 2) tie + Ravens loss/tie
    RAVENS vs. Browns

    Clinch playoff berth with 1) win + Chargers loss/tie 2) tie + Chargers loss
    CHIEFS vs. Chargers

    Clinch playoff berth with 1) win + Ravens loss + Texans loss/tie
    TEXANS vs. Jaguars

    Clinch playoff berth with 1) win + Ravens loss + Chargers loss
    NFC

    COWBOYS (clinched NFC East) at Redskins

    Clinch home-field advantage with win + Cardinals loss/tie + Packers/Lions tie
    Clinch first-round bye with 1) win + Seahawks loss/tie + Cardinals loss/tie 2) win + Packers/Lions tie 3) tie + Seahawks loss + Cardinals loss 4) tie + Seahawks tie + Cardinals loss/tie + no tie in Packers/Lions game
    LIONS (clinched playoff berth) at Packers

    Clinch NFC North with win/tie
    Clinch home-field advantage with 1) win + Seahawks loss/tie + Cardinals loss/tie 2) tie + Seahawks loss + Cardinals loss + Cowboys loss/tie
    Clinch first-round bye with 1) win 2) tie + Cowboys loss/tie 3)    tie + Seahawks loss + Cardinals loss
    PACKERS (clinched playoff berth) vs. Lions

    Clinch NFC North and first-round bye with win
    Clinch home-field advantage with win + Seahawks loss/tie
    SEAHAWKS (clinched playoff berth) vs. Rams

    Clinch NFC West with 1) win 2) tie + Cardinals loss/tie 3) Cardinals loss
    Clinch home-field advantage with 1) win + no tie in Packers/Lions game 2) win + Cowboys loss/tie 3) tie + Cardinals loss/tie + Cowboys loss/tie + Packers/Lions tie
    Clinch first-round bye with 1) win 2) tie + Cardinals loss/tie + Cowboys loss 3) tie + Cardinals loss/tie + Packers/Lions tie
    CARDINALS (clinched playoff berth) at 49ers

    Clinch NFC West with 1) win + Seahawks loss/tie 2) tie + Seahawks loss
    Clinch home-field advantage with 1) win + Seahawks loss/tie + Packers loss/tie 2) tie + Seahawks loss + Cowboys loss/tie + Packers/Lions tie
    Clinch first-round bye with 1) win + Seahawks loss/tie 2) tie + Seahawks loss + Cowboys loss/tie 3) tie + Seahawks loss + Packers/Lions tie
    PANTHERS at Falcons

    Clinch NFC South with win/tie
    FALCONS vs. Panthers

    Clinch NFC South with win

    in reply to: Contest: Ready for some fooootball?! #141864
    jayc
    Participant

    Detroit Lions 20  Chicago Bears 14 + 11 = 25  

    Stone and Jayc win wager #1

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    Tonight……………WE DEFEAT THE SEA HAWKS!!!!

    in reply to: Forum Residents #143896
    jayc
    Participant

    i think its a great idea  ;D

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    Hey Lover can we get cool uniforms and have a secret handshake?

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    A Forum Residents Friday night mixer at Brandy's home.  ;D

    all kidding aside if people show interest perhaps we could add brief bios to help people meet the right type of people they are looking for?

    in reply to: Contest: Ready for some fooootball?! #141862
    jayc
    Participant

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    OK Brandy the big news here in the Windy City is Jay Cutler the Bears alleged franchise player has been benched for less than stellar playing of late. The fact that the Bears will be starting a new guy in the position…………….i must insist on  11 points for the bears/Lions game.

    As for the Sea Hawks/ Cardinals  game we are in agreement with the 8 points.

    we also agree to your terms for winning.

    If we win ….
    We want the gimp mask on you for a full 7 days, including in any rooms you secure  x 2 if two wins
    We take control of your banner –  TO BE DECIDED.   
    Your Look – the gollam look- palest skin available –
    and clothes (No nudity)- 

    The strawberry Susy Shortcake  outfit, including the God Awful floppy hat and matching stockings with yellow shoes  or maybe any combination of outfits that could be equally vile.   

    on your game profile for a week or 2 weeks if we win both games. 

    A date with the guy who wins the highest place in the Christmas ugliest sweater contest (barring Jayc of course ) in the AB&G as voted for by Forum

    And in addition a post here or in the AB&G about that said date.

    What say you, Brandybee?

    in reply to: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) #68160
    jayc
    Participant

    “T Minus  5 minutes and counting ”  I hear on my cell as i make a last minute check of the wiring and lights that covers the exterior of the Bar and Ice House.

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    I walk by woody who is doing last minute tweaks to the computers, “we good?”  i dare to ask

    Woody just nods, not looking up….. i don't push it after the frustrating week the poor guy has had since he offered to help me with this project.

    I walk into the bar and ring the bell to get everybody's attention.

    “hey everybody lets step outside for a minute “

    The staff and patrons file out  shivering in the cold, i open the laptop and tell Stone click on the Christmas tree and cross my fingers.

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    As the song ends  the crowd cheers as Woody and i take a bow.  and i point to the out building part of the Ice house.

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    “i couldn't  Resist.”  i chuckle my arm around Stone as the song begins.

    in reply to: Funny Finds #22686
    jayc
    Participant

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    Who says you cant leave up your Halloween  decorations up all year?

    in reply to: Lau15. Hi there #143880
    jayc
    Participant

    Greetings lau,

    hope you have a look around and decide to join us in improving the game and having fun.  :)

    in reply to: Contest: Ready for some fooootball?! #141860
    jayc
    Participant

    OK Brandy,

    You deserve a wager. My team the Chicago Bears are so bad the only offensive categories they lead the league in is nose and ear hair and body odor!!

    The spread is 7 point for the Bears, i will have to insist on at least 10

    HOW EVER………………….I will take the Cardinals over your mighty Sea Hawks  with the 8 point spread.

    So the choice is yours Miss Brandybee.

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    What say you Brandybee?  We await your answer.

    in reply to: Books, Books, and More Books #18685
    jayc
    Participant

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    Enemy at the Gates: The Battle for Stalingrad
    by William Craig

    Stalingrad, the bloodiest battle in the history of warfare, cost the lives of nearly two million men and women. It signaled the beginning of the end for the Third Reich of Adolf Hitler; it foretold the Russian juggernaut that would destroy Berlin and make the Soviet Union a superpower. As Winston Churchill characterized the result of the conflict at Stalingrad: ” the hinge of fate had turned.”

    William Craig, author and historian, has painstakingly recreated the details of this great battle: from the hot summer of August 1942, when the German armies smashed their way across southern Russia toward the Volga River, through the struggle for Stalingrad-a city Hitler had never meant to capture and Stalin never meant to defend-on to the destruction of the supposedly invincible German Sixth Army and the terror of the Russian prison camps in frozen Siberia. Craig has interviewed hundreds of survivors of the battle-both Russian and German soldiers and civilians-and has woven their incredible experiences into the fabric of hitherto unknown documents. The resulting mosaic is epic in scope, and the human tragedy that unfolds is awesome.

    This is a great read, told from both German and Russian Eye witness accounts. the book reads more like a novel than a history book and even people who don't like war stories will find this hard to put down.

    in reply to: Contest: Ready for some fooootball?! #141858
    jayc
    Participant

    NFL Point Spreads For Week 16 – Week Sixteen NFL Football Point Spread – NFL Spreads 12/18 – 12/22, 2014
    Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
    12/18 8:25 ET At Jacksonville -3 Tennessee
    12/20 8:25 ET At San Francisco -2.5 San Diego
    12/20 4:30 ET Philadelphia -8 At Washington
    12/21 1:00 ET At Miami -6.5 Minnesota
    12/21 1:00 ET Green Bay -10.5 At Tampa Bay
    12/21 1:00 ET Detroit -7 At Chicago
    12/21 1:00 ET At New Orleans -6 Atlanta
    12/21 1:00 ET New England -10 At NY Jets
    12/21 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -3 Kansas City
    12/21 1:00 ET At Carolina -4 Cleveland
    12/21 1:00 ET Baltimore -5.5 At Houston
    12/21 4:05 ET At St. Louis -5 NY Giants
    12/21 4:25 ET Buffalo -6 At Oakland
    12/21 4:25 ET At Dallas -3 Indianapolis
    12/21 8:30 ET Seattle -8 At Arizona

      Monday Night Football Point Spread
    12/22 8:30 ET Denver -3.5 At Cincinnati

    in reply to: Contest: Ready for some fooootball?! #141857
    jayc
    Participant

    THURSDAY, DEC. 18
    GAME
    Tennessee at Jacksonville

    SATURDAY, DEC. 20

    Philadelphia at Washington
    San Diego at San Francisco

    SUNDAY, DEC. 21

    Atlanta at New Orleans
    Kansas City at Pittsburgh
    Baltimore at Houston
    Green Bay at Tampa Bay
    Minnesota at Miami
    Detroit at Chicago
    Cleveland at Carolina
    New England at N.Y. Jets
    N.Y. Giants at St. Louis
    Buffalo at Oakland
    Indianapolis at Dallas
    Seattle at Arizona

    MONDAY, DEC. 22

    Denver at Cincinnati

    in reply to: Contest: Ready for some fooootball?! #141856
    jayc
    Participant

    Week 12 Standings:

    Player  Team                                                                  W – L – T
    Covems  Green Bay Packers                                              9- 2
    Bear  San Francisco 49ers                                                6 – 6
    FoxyRoxxy  San Diego Chargers                                          7 – 4
    Pookie77  New York Giants                                                  4 – 7
    Hukk    New York Giants                                                    4- 7
    Lover  Philadelphia Eagles                                                6 – 6
    Brandybee  Seattle Seahawks                                          7 -5
    Old Goat  Carolina Panthers                                            3 – 6 – 1
    Jayc    Chicago Bears                                                      3 – 8
    Stone  Chicago Bears                                                      3- 8
    Terric  New York Jets                                                      2 – 9
    Leighdeexxx  Oak Land Radiers                                          2 -9
    Tango  Dallas Cowboys                                                      8-3
    MrSexlover  Miami Dolphins                                                6 – 5

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