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[jayc]

The music stops………….

I just said masturbation…………how, who, with what……….is up to you.

do we have a bet? 

[jayc]

Stone you are a traitor wagering against the Bears, and as a traitor you will be  treated accordingly.

i accept your terms ………Now here is mine. (the music builds in intensity)

If by some miracle i win this game…………….you will write a descriptive  masturbation post at the Halloween party. 😮

now thats a wager

[jayc]

yes its me, getting the creeps from all these gnomes  :

next up is Coves

[jayc]

Danzig    Soul On Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcoYQJyZgYk    A great autumn song,  Sinister but beautiful at the same time.   

Angels fall to earth
World heats down
Cool
Now your heart is cold
Waiting on the summer
Of my soul

Devil-girl you must burn
Burn at the touch
Of autmn's breath
Burn that heart of cold
Simmering in the samhain
Of my soul

Gotta wait
On the samhain of my soul
Gonna bring your wolrd
Down in fire

Angels fall to earth
World heats down
Oh now you heart is cold
Waiting on the summer
Of my soul

Gotta wait
On the samhain of my soul
Gonna bring your world
Down in fire

Gotta wait
On the samhain of my soul
Gonna bring your world
Down in fire

Come wrap my love in your house of ice
Melt you down more than once or twice
Make you shake till worlds align
See your body tremble with the blood on fire
'Cause the season in my veins
Will end your world
To the season of the flames you must pray and learn
Change all the things that you've ever seen
Change all vision
Kill all endings

Gotta wait
On the samhain of my soul, ooh yea
Gonna bring your world
Down in fire

Gotta wait
On the samhain of my soul, ooh yea
Gonna bring your world
Down in fire

Gotta wait
On the samhain of my soul, ooh yea
Gonna bring your world
Down in fire

Gotta wait
On the samhain of my soul, ooh yea
Gonna bring your world
Down in fire

[jayc]

Thin Lizzy    The Cowboy Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66pE67m_Hf4

great song  great video 

[jayc]

My Bad Terric , the standings have been amended 

[jayc]

WEEK 4  STANDINGS 

STANDINGS

Player            Team                           Win/Loss

Brandybee    Seattle  Sea Hawks      1-2

Covems          Green Bay Packers      4 – 0

Hukk               New York Giants          2-2

FoxRoxxy      San Diego  Chargers   3-1

Bear              San Francisco  49ers    3-1

jayc               Chicago Bears              1-3

Stone            Chicago Bears               1-3

Pookie 77      New York Giants           2-2

Lover            Philadelphia Eagles        2-2

Old_Goat      Carolina Panthers          1-2-1 *   a rare tie on Sunday

Terric          new york Jets                0-4

Covems  remains undefeated after 4 weeks  of play.

[jayc]

Kicked back in my desk chair I watch with amusement as Stone adjusts Brandy’s desk chair and spins around like a kid, glowing in her wager victory over the owner of this noble establishment.

“ This is going to be great, bout time she  sees what it is like working out there.”  Stone says with a smile.

As if on cue Brandy enters the office with Tea and coffee. Dressed as a sexy zombie serving wench she gives me an update on party preparations. The shot bar and dentist chair is set up and operational. The Pleasure table has been set up . Cock n Roses roadies have arrived and are setting up. The dwarfs are finishing up the decorating, all in all a good report when suddenly my phone rings.

“Jayc…………what?……………..oh man………..ok, that sounds good………I will get Brandy to take care of it, thanks.”  I hang up.

“Hey Brandy, seems we have a little problem out there. I guess Pachi got into some old rotting produce out back and is not feeling well and just threw up over by bathrooms. Doc had Dopey bring him down to your harem room till his stops getting sick and his  diarrhea stops.”  It takes all my will not to explode in laughter as I continue.

“Everybody is busy so could you be a love and mop up that lake of vomit out there for me please.”

A stunned Brandy leaves the office Speechless, when out of Earshot we burst out in laughter.

After we regain our composure we change into our costumes. This year we chose to go as 1980 horror movie victims   
“We look ghoulishly sexy my dear” I say admiring our pale bloody look.  Holding the door open for Stone we make our way out to the bar to greet the arriving patrons.
 

[jayc]

As i write this, i hear “were almost at 1/2 time and its been all Miami here at Soldier field.”   

in reply to: Contest: Ready for some fooootball?! #141695

[jayc]

Your on fellow Mod Brandy 

See you on the field 

[jayc]

Hayseed Dixie  The Ace of Spades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYJUywl7CFw

[jayc]

Either Fish, both tasty 

To bet or not bet?   

[jayc]

I present a wager for Lover and Roxxy.

If you give us 5 points  we will take the Chiefs over your mighty Chargers 

Its time you two got involved in some wagering so ….

Winners get control of other couples profile for a week and a underwear dance of the winners choice  MF FF MM 

Accept this wager if you dare. 

[jayc]

yes  its me on this crisp fall evening

next is someone who lives where its warm all year 

[jayc]

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Real Clowns Are Freaking Out Over 'American Horror Story'

Clowns of America International, a real club for amateur and professional clowns, is speaking out against “American Horror Story: Freak Show” for perpetuating an evil clown stereotype.

“We do not support in any way, shape or form any medium that sensationalizes or adds to coulrophobia or 'clown fear,'” said club president Glenn Kohlberger.

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