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The two loud reports from what sounds like a large caliber hand gun startles the hell out of me, spewing my beer on the bar and nearby party goers. I crane my neck and see Mooncalf brandishing a “hog leg” she seems to be addressing Covems but  I cant make out what she is saying. She holsters the weapon to my relief and my heart starts beating again. I can see Amy smiling as she walks off the dance floor and I get a feeling something is at play here.

Then I see it…….the Chief of police and Satorie, are moving in on the totally unaware Covems locked in a kiss with moonie, then they have him…. in his big ball monkey costume I cant help but laugh.

Just when it cant get any crazier I hear Tango’s booming voice “POLICE”
I spin around to see a wet and naked Mrsexlover and Tango in the “weaver stance” knees slightly bent, a two handed grip on their service pistols  drawing down on the women. When the two officers realize the chief of police is present, they stand down  and return to the spa and more pressing matters.

And just like an old western movie but instead of a piano playing the Bars sound system kicks in and things get back to semi normal. I yell into Stone’s ear “what did he do now?”  she leans in and tells me  “the three Ms?” I yell back, she leans in again and explains. The smell of garlic and onions fills my nose as I look over at Brandy eating what looks like an onion sandwich.

Then I see Mollie has arrived and is making her way down the bar saying hi to old and new friends. Brandy gets up to greet her and points to Covems  trussed and off to the side of the dance floor a group of women standing over him. With the ladies lost in conversation and taking my spot at the bar I move down a bit to chat with Old goat, JD and Joe.

Joe hands me a fresh beer and inquires about Covems perdiciment I explain his misdeeds as Joe pours us all a shot of Wild Turkey. Joe raises his shot glass “to Coves better him than us” we all nod and drink and slam our glasses down hard on the bar.

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Game of thrones shocking episode

Sunday night on the very very popular tv series in the USA GAME OF THRONES somthing tragic happend, with out revealing too much here is a funny video of viewer reactions to the shocking events 😮 filmed by people who have read the books and knew what was coming

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83335049/

great books BTW

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the funds were put in my account  thanks achat and Brandy you better enter the next one or expect endless pestering from yours truely  :  as for Covems he would collect his prize but seems to be tied up at the moment………the last i checked the Bar  😮

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Feeling a bit humbled at the moment, but let me give you all my heartfelt thanks. More than a year ago my spouse and I joined you all in the Forum and we were welcomed warmly. now you people are like an extended family to me. i have said many times “you wont meet a group of nicer people” 

Well I guess three times is the charm, with constant encouragement from Brandy we entered 2 earlier contests. We are still our proud of our entries and far from being discouraged it motivated us to try even harder.

A big congrats to Momma Andrea, Covems, and Dotti and Mrsexlover for his fantastic artwork

I would really like to thank Brandy for all her hard work organizing the contest and all the other authors and readers and a big thanks to my dear spouse Stone for all her input and inspiration and support.

It was a good contest  all stories were unique and erotic. So lets get the next one started. Open up that word program and get busy. But before we do that lets go have a drink……….im buying   

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an Onager?  a wild guess…….was in a crossword puzzle yesterday 

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Lifting myself on to my elbows as Stone nears climax, the sounds and sights before me turn me on to the point of no return. Her coo’s and moans are having the same effect on Covems as he begins to slam into her with urgent final strokes.  I can feel her body going rigid, her grip on my cock getting tighter as a low moan comes from deep inside her and grows louder as her orgasm begins.

Covems sighs of delight join the chorus of  pleasure almost in unison with Stone. His eyes clenched shut, one final thrust is all he needs, he pulls out and a jet of hot semen arcs across and splatters on her back as Stone convulses in wave after wave of pure pleasure.

Spent, Covems  flops on his back. The erotic display in front of my eyes has given me a moment of respite from my own looming climax. I untangle myself from Stone and place her upper body face down on Covems  chest and placing a pillow under her tummy on my knees I straddle her and rest my ass against her thighs

Spitting in my hand I wet the tip of my cock and looking down with a smile give myself a few good strokes  enjoying the sensation  and the excitement of this impromptu sexual encounter  that started back at the bar with a naughty food game. What a way to break in my new Man Cave.

Using my legs to squeeze hers together, my eyes are drawn to her upper thighs just visible above her nylon body stocking.  I lean over and push my slick cock into this inviting target, and begin  a slow fuck. The sensation is incredible, her warm smooth thighs caress my cock.

Stone still sand bagged but coming around lifts her head off Covems chest and looks back at me with a sated smile then lays her head down again and absently strokes Covems chest, I quicken my pace and fuck her sweet thighs with deep satisfying strokes.

So ready for her now, almost frantic in my demeanor I open her legs and guide my cock into her pussy and fill her to the hilt, and briefly pause.. warm and wet its delightful as she takes me in.

Stone sighs then pushes me back and get on her knees I move in closer and gripping the top of her pantyhose I buck and grind in a frenzy, the point of no return, I close my eyes and just let go, I feel the sweet spasms as my orgasm begins. I pull out at the last possible moment and let loose jets of cum onto her ass and wet pussy, stroking myself I squeeze out every last drop.

Steadying  myself,  my hands on her hips, Stone looks back at me and gives a sly wink then gives Covems a lusty deep kiss then says quietly “thanks guys, you both were wonderful” pulling out the pillow under her waist I stretch out and relax with a nice post climax glow.

A few minutes  pass as we lay in silence the room full of deep breathing. I find my eyes are growing heavy and I fight the urge to drift off.

Brought back to reality I hear Stone calling my name. “Jay can you reach my bag?” whining in protest  I lean over as far as I can and manage to grasp the shoulder strap and toss the heavy bag near Stones reach, then close my eyes again. We can hear her giggling as she fumbles around and finds what she needs.

“you guys fancy a piece of chocolate?” we both let out a groan. Our response make her giggle more. “Chocolate?……….got any Insulin in that bag?…..I have enough sugar in my bloodstream to kill a small mammal”  my reply makes us all laugh.

Turning down the lighting with the master remote, we all grow quiet as sleep overtakes us . My eyes pop open when I recall I still have the dwarves locked up. I hit the button on the remote signaling J2D2 to release my captives………. And it’s the last coherent thought I have on this amazing evening.

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lets not forget Grimms fairy tales, my dad used to read those to us when we were kids  😮
not for the faint at heart and not good bedtime stories……….just read Rumplestiltskin or my favorite childhood horror story The wolf and seven little kids.

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~spok/grimmtmp/    a link to all the Grimm brothers stories  enjoy

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Stone and myself were chatting about this sunday evening, both of us agree its a great idea being  the video is way better than the photos of the past. if i wasn't a member i would certainly want to try it out after seeing the video 
well done DEV TEAM

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well it was a good race, with over 60 lead changes, very few yellow flags and no major injuries 
Tony Kanaan started 12th on the grid and stayed up front  all day
hats off to Tony for  winning a hard race
and a big congrats to Stone for her forum win 
and a big thanks for everybody who played the game

now i have to get Stone to drink the traditional pint of milk for winning the race

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green flag in about 45 minutes 
not sure but i think the race will be steamed live at the site below

http://racecontrol.indycar.com/

good luck to all 

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INDY 500 FINAL STARTING GRID

1 Tangoracer        Ryan Hunter Reay (USA)  Ana Beatriz  (Brazil)

2 Stone                  Tony Kanaan  (Brazil)

3 Lover                  Oriol Serva    (Brazil)

4 Brandybee          Scott Dixon  (New Zealand )

5 Mrsexlover          James Hinchcliffe  (Canada)

6 Covems                Justin Wilson    (England)

7 Sexilicious          Dario Franchitti  (Scotland)

8 Freddie                Sebastien Bourdais  (France)

9 Rukya                  Helio Castroneves    (Brazil)

10 Old_Goat          Ed Carpenter  (USA)  *  Has the pole position.

11 Stray                  Takuma Sato  (Japan)

12 Hentaiboy69      Simon Pagenaud  (France)

13 Mr_ Babyface    JR Hilderbrand    (USA)

14 Khaten              E J Viso    (Venezuela)

15 cuteravagerx      Marco  Andretti    (USA)

16 Mooncalf          AJ Almendinger    (USA)

17 Cel1969          Ryan Briscoe      (Australia) 

18 Praetorian        Charlie Kimball  (USA)

19 A123lolo        Pipa Mann      (England)

20 Tangojane      Townsend Bell  (USA)

21 all_for _you    Graham  Rahal  (USA)

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ok race fans, the entry phase is now closed the drawing of drivers to follow shortly

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hey Tango,  sure you can enter again……..its a sweepstakes   

DUE TO REAL LIFE COMITMENTS I HAVE TO CLOSE THE ENTRY SECTION AND DRAW DRIVERS SAT. AROUND 6-8 PM UK TIME
SO THATS GIVES US A LITTLE OVER 24 HRS FOR ENTRANTS AT THE TIME OF THIS POST

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INDY  500 UPDATE  THURSDAY

1 Tangoracer
2 Stone
3 Lover
4 Brandybee
5 Mrsexlover
6 Covems
7 Sexilicious
8 Freddie
9 Rukya
10 Old_Goat
11 Stray
12 Hentaiboy69
13 Mr_ Babyface ….
14 Khaten
15 cuteravagerx
16 Mooncalf
17 Cel1969
18 Praetorian
19 A123lolo

2 DAYS LEFT 14 SPOTS TO FILL WOULD LOVE TO DONATE MY $300 TO THE PURSE IF WE HIT 32

TELL YOUR FRIENDS, LOVERS, SPOUSES AND EVEN YOUR COLD INVITERS 

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glad you saw a doctor Tango, infections like that are very dangerous (happened to a good buddy of mine) trust me you dont want the IV so take your meds till the doc says to stop

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