After toasting Catcoons , I suddenly recall the package given to me by Grumpy earlier that day. it’s a promo DVD for Blind Date we made with the dwarves earlier in the week. I have a vivid flashback of that horrible day.
Stone is wearing a very revealing red baby doll negligee and way to high heels and im wearing grey pajamas and silk bath robe and to finish the Hugh Hefner homage a slender tobacco pipe.
Sensing my apprehensions Stone smiles at me and tugs my hand “relax this will be easy, just like we practiced at home, what could possibly go wrong?” as we enter the storage room of the Bar I hear Grumpy bark “QUIET ON THE SET!”
I come back to reality and whisper to Stone
“hey I got the blind date promo DVD from Grumpy”
“oh no” she chuckles softly “have you watched it?”
“no I needed a few drinks first “ I smile
Taking my hand “lets go watch it in the office”
We make our way to the office and switch on the new equipment recently installed and the large TV mounted on the wall.
Unknown to us, the switch is also down for displaying the image on the big screen in the bar area. Whatever is on the TV in the office, is played on the link to the massive drop down screen in the bar.
All can see it……..we sit on the couch and I hit play on the remote.
The promotion video clip for Blind Date opens with stock footage of a busy metro scene people walking along the streets. It’s amateurish , but then, somehow, that is what makes it so appealing.
Covems’s voice suddenly begins to narrate, “Spring has come to Achat City and to our Forum realm. Are your looking for someone new? Try BLIND DATE.”
The image shrinks to a heart shape then expands to show Stone and Jayc standing side by side, a bed sheet covering a wall of beer cases in the background. The song “Smooth Operator” by Sade plays in the background.
Stone “Hi I’m Stone
Jayc “And I’m Jayc” , he puffs on his pipe, trying to look cool & sophisticated .
Stone “Looking for a fun date but just cant find the time?”
Jayc “Try Blind” His voice is then drowned out by the beeping back up alarm of a delivery truck… and he looks annoyed…
Grumpy’s voice is heard shouting “CUT!”
A quick edit and the film continues….
Jayc is seated in Old Joe”s beat up recliner chair looking at the camera puffing on his pipe. Stone does a slow erotic dance in front of him.
Jayc “At BLIND DATE we do all the leg work for you. All you have to do is sign up. Its’ that simple. What red blooded male can say no to a sexy lap dance?” He motions to Stone’s overly exaggerated sexy dance moves & pouting lips.
Stone, looking appropriately sexy, suddenly breaks a heel on one of her 3” shoes. She staggers, unlady like and flops into Jayc’s lap in a heap. She quickly tries to recover, as though the fall, is all part of the act but … fails abysmally.
Grumpy shouts “CUT!”
A quick edit.
Stone sits in the recliner looking at the camera as Jayc massages her slightly sprained ankle.
Stone….”Girls imagine a foot massage from an interesting & hot gentleman”
Jayc looking a little green around the gills, takes the pipe out his mouth with a look of disgust and places it in his robe pocket. He clearly looks pale from the potent nicotine He smiles bravely and tends to Stone’s feet in exaggerated gestures.
Pachi the Panda wanders onto the set and sniffs at the camera, then brushes aside Jayc . A commotion can be heard off screen followed by giggles and laughs as he buries his massive head in Stone’s lap for an ear scratching.
Jayc rolls his eyes & attempts to push Pachi aside……FRRRRRUUUUUUMP……Pachi lets a noxious fart rip right in Jayc’s face!!!
The set breaks out in loud laughter and Doc can clearly be heard sounding the warning. “CABBAGE FART! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!”
Bedlam ensues as the dwarves and onlookers clear the area. Jayc looks like he is about to throw up. He staggers toward the camera and shuts it off…
A quick edit.
Jayc & Stone are standing in front of the camera with champagne flutes and heart balloons in the back ground.
Lover can be seen in the background tidying the set and spraying air freshner.
Grumpy shouts “ And Action”
Jayc & Stone smile at the camera. Jayc speaks , “ Interested in taking part in Blind Date? “
Lover realizes he is caught on film and hides the freshener behind his back . He smiles at the camera and begins side stepping out of view.
Then he realizes this could be his 15 minutes of fame and lingers in the background. He reaches for a marker pen and paper and after writing holds it up, a special message for his Lady “ Hello Marilyn : )) “
He mimes the words, too. And grins, craning his neck to make sure he’s in the frame.
Stone speaks, “ And meeting new people? Then sign up for Blind date, Coming your way….. Soon “
While she’s talking, the pipe in Jayc’s pocket begins to smolder and small flames begin to lick unnoticed at his robe.
They both raise their glasses to toast to “ Blind date “ and as they sip. Jayc suddenly feels the heat and jumps up and down shouting. He pats frantically at his pocket. Stone panics and throws her champagne at him . She hits him full in the face instead of the smoking pocket.
Sneezy is the hero of the hour , he grabs a fire extinguisher and fires foam at them both. They get covered in white foam and then he lets loose an almighty sneeze, with a great whooshing wet force. A snotty goo lands on Jayc’s head. The last shot is a close up of Jayc an expression of horror on his face and snotty goo hanging from his hair…..
The screen goes black with white graphics
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I hit the stop button doubled over in laughter, we catch our breaths and regain some composure.
“hey we tried” I manage to get out
“lets go get a drink”
We walk out to the Bar to thunderous applauds and no idea why
