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[jayc]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83005572/

saw this and I thought of Covems, is this what you have been working on in the Bar workshop? 

[jayc]

My cock is deep in Stone’s ass. I feel the tightness of her channel, gripping me like a vice. The pressure of her anal walls and the thought of her giving herself in this way just heightens my sexual intentions, primal male lust & naughty pride of possessing her  there. 

My hands support her open thighs, spreading her ass for me and her delightful pussy for Tight.  Tight kneels and straddles my legs and guides his hard cock towards Stone’s wet pussy. He allows his knob to wipe up and down her inner folds, coating him with her sweet nectar and building the anticipation of entering and fucking her.

I feel Stone gasp as he finds her entrance and thrusts filling her up to the hilt and then, pauses,  to let her get used to the  deep double penetration.

Tight takes over the agreeable task of holding Stone’s legs wide open and begins to thrust. My hands now free,  I caress her breasts and firm belly, squeezing and groping  her magnificent  orbs. I bunch her tities , making her nipples protrude even more.  She lays back, her head on my shoulder, displaying herself for Tight’s eyes and my imagination.

I feverishly kiss and nibble on her neck and begin to counter Tight’s thrusts. As he is pulling out, I am pushing in. Stone wraps her arms around Tight’s  shoulders as he leans forwards, her nails leaving faint scratches down his back. Her moans and groans show she is happy for us two men to use her for our greedy pleasure, as well as for her  own.

As the sexual frenzy rises, Tight and myself begin to fuck Stone hard and fast, losing all aspects of control.  She is our sex toy and she is  enjoying  being the object of our lust.  Her sighs and feminine grunts fill the harem.

I tilt my head to the side and glance at Brandy who is lying opposite of me on her side. The double headed toy deep inside her openings, her eyes filled with lust as she witnesses the hedonistic display of carnal desire.  She knows  she is next & the anticipation excites her. 

I reach and grab her ankle to remind her she is not forgotten & we fully intend to use her in the same way.  She is our submissive , like Stone , this night.

Suddenly Tight pulls out of Stone……..Stone instinctively  lifts her head and knows from his demeanour  what he wants.

Stone obediently pops off my cock and turns around to face me.  Our lusty gazes lock  and she strokes my throbbing erection before pushing  me inside her pussy.  She bends over me, dangling her  breasts by my mouth and offers her curvy bottom for Tight to take his pleasure.

Tight moves in and fills Stone’s ass and the double pentration continues.  She gasps at his entry.
My lips suckle her nipples and my hands find her firm ass . I grope her cheeks, opening them for Tight as he fucks her.

I hold her as she leans down to snog me with unbridled passion. 
“My god this is intense”, and  it is all I can do to remain in control.
“Banana slugs”  comes to mind but I am unable to even picture it. Images of Stone’s lusty naked body  just taking over my mind.

Her beautiful naked body, swathed in a sheen of flushed sexual heat and illuminated by the gentle light of the harem.  Her nudity picturesque and stunning,  as two equally naked men ,  worship her sexuality.

Judging by the power of Tights thrusts he is lost in his own lust and enjoying this as much as I am.

My eyes close, I lose all sense of time as the hot fucking goes on and on.

Opening my eyes, partially,  I see & feel  Stone urgently rubbing her clitoris with wet fingers as she brings herself to the edge of orgasm.

Wetting my own fingers I offer my assistance in rubbing her little magic bud, but she pushes my hand away, frenzied and very wanton.  She is fucking us and much as we are fucking her.

I smile and gaze at her as she rubs herself with urgent passion and then begins to climax.

Stone in the throes of the start of a shattering,  orgasmic,  pleasure world,  is one very beautiful sight indeed…

[jayc]

Covem's post covers most terms used in the USA. But here is a few obscure ones that were omitted.
For Penis  we have…. T.S.M.M.  Tonsil Seeking Meat Missle   
                                        Baby's arm holding an apple  use your imagination
                                        Fleshtone Zucchini
                                        Ant eater              uncircumcised

For Vagina we have    Pen Wiper    heard a crude and gruff truck driver use it once
                                        The Devil Behind The Bush

Hope these additions help when trying to write that perfect erotic post.

[jayc]

I second HB …………..give us a chance to compete against the “master erotic story writer of the realm”  we will start a petition if needed so be warned Champ

[jayc]

a big congrats to the winners and thanks to all the readers and voters. now  lets get started on the next one!!!!

[jayc]

Congrats on getting another design published. And your works in progress are fantastic!  KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK 

[jayc]

As the party goes into full swing i head to the office and get a large bag of gifts for the regulars and staff 's stockings. Let see what we have here i muse. Lots of books i see

Brandy  a romance novel  “The bare chested blacksmith” by Wilma Fingadue

Bear    “The ultimate guide to knot tying”  by C.U. Bound

Lover   “Better oral sex” a study by Connie Lingus, introduction by Heywood Jablome

Covems  “Understanding Eva  Robots and the men who love them” by Rob Otix and Jean Eeuss

HB  “Better bull riding techniques”  by Hertz Balzac

JD  “The Mecho Bullmaster 6500 SE repair and maintence manuel” by X.S. Skrews

Old Joe  “A Bartenders Dream”  by Allotta Cleevage

And last but not least i smile, for Tango and Janes stocking  a little police outfit for young Frank and a baby teeshirt and wool cap with the bar logo
My task complete i head back out to  the party in time to see the ladies on stage singing a  great send off song for Tight….. the Bar roars when we all sing the chorus. Beaming as i look around, great party, great poeple

[jayc]

Congrats HB and make that two yards of ale 

[jayc]

a few hours into the new Xcom  Bear………..not bad, a little different but same concept, try the demo that's out there

[jayc]

congrats!!! what a nice ealrly Christmas gift

[jayc]

As the dinner comes to an end, I drink my coffee and engage in friendly chat with the guys on my side of the table. I notice the ladies have all gone back stage and smile to myself. Not privy to everything they have planned out, I do know they have something special in mind for the man of the hour.

The Country boys begin to play and that’s our cue. The men rise and take a surprised Tight and his throne to the stage then flank the guest of honor like a security team. Then here they come….the women dressed as Achat Airlines flight attendants file out and  begin a synchronized  strip. With tunics, blouses and skirts removed they form a sexy dance circle around Tight. My Stone is the 1st to break out of the circle and approach Tight.

Unable to hear what she is saying to Tight it becomes evident when he helps her remove her bra and the other ladies follow suit and remove theirs, the lucky guy is going to get the ultimate lap dance.

One after another the ladies  dance for Tight each removing and article of clothing of his choice. By the time  All_For_You removes her tiny G-string the ladies has every man in attendance, their  undivided attention. From the sighs coming from Covems and Lover im not the only one enjoying the show.

What happens next is a pleasant surprise as the women seem to be selecting men for the grand finale. Stone saunters up to me and takes my and a very surprised Covems hand and leads us to our spot on the stage. The song these ladies have chosen makes sense as I look over Stone’s lovely  naked body save for her cute “pillbox” hat.

After planting a hot and steamy kiss on both of us Stone kneels before us and  undoes our pants. I give a startled Covems a quick wink assuring him all is well as Stone orally pleasures us both. With skill and expertise she works her magic on both of us. A quick glance around tells me were not the only ones enjoying the experience and I can hear faint sighs and moans over the music as the ladies work us all to climax.

So turned on by the dancing and now this, I don’t even try to hold back, and when she starts rubbing our throbbing cocks against her soft, ample breasts. It all too much. I need to cum……..I want to cum………my legs stiffen as my climax builds……then release as I dump a nice load of hot cum on her breasts and neck, Covems doing the same. Stone squeezes every drop of our essence and works the semen into her skin.

Helping her to her feet Covems gives Stone a kiss and as we help her into her robe turns to me and says “you’re a lucky guy Jayc” smiling I nod and respond “yes I am Covems, yes I am  and Merry Christmas” I shake his hand warmly and pull Stone close and give her a long dreamy kiss.   

[jayc]

i agree with Covems, the news media will have a week or longer foucusing on the shooter and the debate over gun control and the victims will be forgotton…………….and this is just wrong.

Bear is also right,  there is no way to prevent a sick mind from doing the unthinkble. the USA is mostly rural communities where fire arms are a way of life, and gun laws very from state to state and 2nd hand sales are not controlled. im not taking sides in the issue, but how many innocents must die before this country decides enough is enough? and why is “mental health services the 1st thing to recieve “budget cuts ” when money is tight? and  is my country willing to accept these horrible attacks as a price for “the right to bear arms”? tough questions with no easy answers.

but in the mean time lets not forget the victims and there families………….the media will do that for us

[jayc]

The Countrys Boys begin playing a goodbye  song to their  sometimes bandmate

Time of your life

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2357y_green-day-time-of-your-life-music-v_music

Another turning point a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time

[Chorus]
It's something unpredictable but in the end
It's right I hope you've had the time of your life

So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos and memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

[Chorus: x3]

[jayc]

In the lull,  after the first course of our delicious meal,  I nod at  Old Joe to strike his gavel and demand silence.  I climb the steps to the stage with a bar stool in my hand, call for Stone to come join me and wait for her before I speak. When the room settles down I begin.

“Hello everyone I will be brief but Stone and my self would like to say a few words and give the man of the hour a few gifts” I smile. “But first we would like to show the bar something. I hold up the stool so everyone can see it.  ‘Its one of our bar stools, but this one is different, this is Tights” I smile remembering where he sits every visit. “ You all have seen him working on a story or reading the “Tattler “ or visiting with the staff and patrons, always in the same spot and same stool”.  I hold up the very stool, he uses.

“Well we thought it appropriate that we preserve this simple seat.“  I nod at Stone  & she pulls out the special cover  she has worked on all week.  Made of sturdy Hessian burlap and dyed orange- the colour of the Dutch people.  The top is the same size as the seat,  embroidered  with a Crest of  her own design, especially for Tight. Pulled over the chair it covers ¾ of the stool, a bar stool cozy for lack of a better word, I tip the stool to show party guests.

The crest has a LIGHTHOUSE in the center . a BLACK LION on the upper left quarter and a SOCCER BALL on the right. quarter The name TIGHTFIT74  adorns the outer upper edge with the words curving slightly in a downward arc. And matching at the bottom is the word  RESERVED , curving slightly upwards like a smile.

Smiling  “From this night onward there will always be an empty spot at the bar, reserved for our friend if he decides to come in for a visit” The room breaks into applause and cheers as I hand down the covered stool to be put back in its rightful place.

Jayc continues,  “  We have known of Tight for quite awhile , having come across the guy in the Forum village when I was interested in the Erotic Story contests and then later , of our mutual interest in European Football. We have always found him helpful and the stories he wrote were amazing and very entertaining. I know both Stone and myself have learnt a lot from him.  Later, we came to know him more …  shall we say … intimately..  regarding our mutual interest in a very interesting group play story line in the Ice House.  It has been an absolute pleasure being involved in that and was an honour to work along side you. We now consider you our friend and we will miss you very much.

With a big smile “Ok Tight we have a few gifts that you actually get to take home with you.” On cue, Old Joe places 3 wrapped boxes  in front of Tight.

He opens the medium sized package first. Inside he finds a Stainless Steel Silver flask with his famous AB&G Bar logo design engraved onto the side.

I continue, as he studies the engraving  “What good is a flask if you have nothing to put in it?”
Tight  then opens the second gift to find a bottle of Wild Turkey whiskey.

With a nod and a smile Tight  acknowledges  the meaning of the gift –  its what the two of us drank in The Ice House  with two very delightful ladies ..  And that …brings back very delightful memories for the two of us. 

Stone steps forward to the mic,  and  as Tight opens the last of the smaller boxes, she clears her throat..

“That’s  a special gift, a  Silver tie pin , made from my own  design,  a double ended dildo, which I know you have a  particular fondness for “  She chuckles , blushing a little.  “ You might only ever be able to wear it on your PJ’s  but I hope you will remember us with affection.” 

We both leave the stage and go to Tight,  “ Good luck in all that you do “  Stone hugs and kisses his cheek.  I shake his hand and shoulder hug him.
It’s a moving moment of friendship. Everyone cheers and claps as I return to my seat & Stone continues to serve & look after the guests.

[jayc]

Examining  the furnace  I am happy to find out its only a dirty filter preventing the bar from warming up. A quick change and the warm air will soon heat the bar. My hope is to keep the bar toasty warm so I don’t have to wear  the jumper, at least not at the bar. Climbing the basement stairs I realize I will have to wear the  woolen nightmare sooner or later…….it just a matter of time……no I need  to get rid of it…. Make it go away………must think of something.

Back in the bar I see Bear dressed in a Santa costume and Dopey nursing hot cocoas talking with Joe. And right where I left it “the Christmas sweater” as I sit next to them  “let me have a hot coco with some baileys Joe…….make that a lot of baileys“. Bear breaks the silence “is that yours?” pointing to the jumper, I simply nod and look at my coco. “an early Christmas gift  from Stone” Joe answers for me. Dopey grabs the jumper and looks at it. I perk up “you like it Dopey?” as a scenario plays out in my mind………Stone the little guy fell in love with it how could I say no to  him?  I am brought back to reality as Dopey shakes his head in the negative, followed by laughter from Bear and Joe.

Hey” Joe chimes in…….“Covems  likes it  wanted it for an ugly holiday sweater contest”  more laughter. Joe continues “our boy here told Stone he loved it” more laughter…”well  I need to make it go away by any means necessary “ I sigh.

Joe  leaves us and begins to break up empty beer case boxes and putting them in the trash bin. My eyes light up as my mind plots a plan. “let me give you a hand Joe” as I go behind the bar. “Ok  guys I say quietly turn your heads, don’t want to get you guys involved” I pick up the loathsome wool jumper and cram it in a box and stuff it in the trash bin.  I mentally  practice my response to Stone. “I don’t know what happened to it,  might have got tossed out when we cleaned up all the boxes and stuff from the decorating, im so sorry baby I loved that sweater”………….yes  just might work.

I help Joe load the bins on the wheeled cart, “take this out to the dumpster Joe you know how I hate garbage behind the bar” I smile Joe puts on his jacket “will do boss” and pushes the cart  down the hall to the dumpster out back.

Gods speed  you ugly sweater.

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