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So you say you are from New Jersey
1. “You’re from Joisey? Is that how you say it? Joisey?”
“No that’s how you said it.”
-Chris Christie- Newark NJ2. “Why aren’t you tan?”
“Because I’m not a cast member of Jersey Shore.”
-Bruce Springsteen- Freehold NJ3. “Where’s your Jersey accent?”
“I fed it to the dawg.”
-Jon Bon Jovi-Sayreville NJ4. “Isn’t your entire state a dump?”
“No we just tell people that so they won’t come here and drive too slow in the left lane.”
-Joe Jonas-Wyckoff NJ5. “Do you live in New Jersey because you can’t afford to live in New York City?”
“No I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.”
-Jon Stewart-Lawrenceville NJ6. “Is your family in the mob?”
“Do you really want me to answer that?”
-James Gandolfini-Park Ridge7. “Do you even know how to pump gas?”
” New Jersey is only 3 hours long. Believe it or not, most of us have left the state once or twice.”
-Jason Alexander-Livingston NJ8. “Why does New Jersey smell so bad?”
“Because you’re here.”
-Shaquille O’Neil-Newark NJ9. “Do you fist pump?”
“Only into your face.”
-Whitney Houston-Newark NJ10. ” Why does everyone curse so much?”
“Because we like to f__king express ourselves.”
-Danny DeVito-Asbury Park NJ11. “What’s pork roll?”
“May God have mercy on your poor soul.”
-Frank Sinatra- Hoboken NJ12. “Why is everyone from New Jersey so tough?”
“There are a lot of us and only 3 lanes on the parkway.”
-Queen Latifah-East Orange NJ13. “What’s so great about diners?”
“Hello, you can order pancakes and gyros off the same menu at three o’clock in the morning.”
-Joe Pesci-Belleville NJ14. “So is everyone in New Jersey a guido?”
“Is everyone from your state this ignorant?”
Zach Braff-South Orange NJ15. “Why does everyone drive so fast?”
“The malls close at 10.”
-Laura Prepon-Watchung NJ16. “Why do you call it the shore?”
“Cause Beaches ain’t shit.”
-Merryl Streep-Bernardsville NJ17. “Why are your taxes so high?”
“It costs a lot to live this fabulously.”
-Lea Michele-Tenafly NJ18. “What exit? Ha ha ha”
“69”
-Jack Nicholson-Neptune City NJ19. “Why is it impossible to make a left turn in this state?”
“Because Jersey loves you and it never wants you to leave.”
-Kevin Spacey-South Orange NJ20. “Man New Jersey sounds awesome. When can I move there?”
“Sorry, no room.”
-John Travolta-Englewood NJAuthor Unknown
@Michelle989 Not every pose is to the tastes of everyone. There are plenty out there that I don’t find exciting either.
The above pose does, in fact, have a M/F and M/S version if you are so inclined. Release date was Thurs 10 Feb 2022.
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In 1810, Cassius Marcellus Clay was born into one of the wealthiest slave-owning families in Kentucky. However, while studying at Yale, he heard the radical abolitionist William Lloyd Garrison speak. It was a powerful experience that seriously challenged the beliefs Cassius was raised with, and set him on the path to embracing abolition.
This prominent son of wealthy slave owners later served three terms in the Kentucky House of Representatives, where his anti-slavery views led to attacks and assassination attempts. The stories of Cassius Clay fighting off assailants sound like the stuff of legend. During a heated public debate, for example, a hired killer fired a bullet into Cassius’ chest… just as Cassius was unsheathing his bowie knife, which took the hit and saved his life. Despite having just taken the impact of a bullet, Cassius tossed the would-be assassin over an embankment… after slicing off his nose and one of his ears. When six men wielding knives and clubs attacked Cassius at a public meeting, he was stabbed in the back… but was still able to end the fight by gutting one of them and causing the rest to flee.
In 1845, Cassius Clay began publishing an anti-slavery newspaper called True American. He installed armored doors at the printing press, as well as two cannons. It didn’t stop a mob of 60 men from storming the press, and forcing the publication to relocate to a free state (even as Cassius himself remained in Kentucky.)
A decade and a half later, Cassius Clay would organize the defense unit that protected the White House when the Civil War erupted. He served as minister to Russia during the war, where he helped to secure Russia’s support for the Union. When President Lincoln recalled him from Russia in 1862 to serve as a general in the Union Army, Cassius publicly refused the position unless the President issued a proclamation freeing all slaves under Confederate control… which Lincoln did later that same year.
Nine years after Cassius Clay’s death in 1903, a man named Herman Heaton Clay – whose ancestors had been enslaved by the Clay family – named his son after the knife-wielding abolitionist. The Cassius Clay born in 1912 would later name HIS son Cassius Clay, Jr. – better known to the world as Muhammad Ali.
