Some may say you're ugly and old
Scratching your balls such a sight to behold
Your crooked teeth so broken and black
Your face looks like it needs another whack
They say that your farting makes them want to puke
The stench is enough to kill a spook
Your spare tyre wobbles when you walk
Bad breath poisons the room when you talk
Your dirty briefs on the washing line
Only give to the world a radical sign
That you are too stupid to pee in the snow
I can't help agree with them, although…….
You are my world, my night and my day
And since it's Valentines, I just want to say
I shout as I raise my hands to the skies above
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE.
MUWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
