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Dear Granny,
I am once again in need of your help. I went and bought a sports car (the sales man was lovely ). Every time I want to go out for a drive or just to polish Brad's exhaust, my lover ties me to the cross he has recently built.
I love a good spanking as much as the next fallen angel but a girl needs to buy shoes or boots (depending on your lover's fetish when tied to his cross).
Please help Granny. It's supposed to be 50 shades of Grey not black and blue.
Awaiting your advice whilst rubbing liniment into my tender cheeks.
Jinger zTGIF. I thought it would never come.
The next one will be getting drunk tonight. (I'm so jealous)
Old Joe brings my steak and salad. Looking at the size of the steak, I know I won’t be able to eat all that. Chuckling to myself, I tuck in, thinking that perhaps I can find someone to help me.
I see Brandy and that bikie bloke Woody. She gives me a big smile and we high five as she walks past. Woody just winks. Jasmine is sat just along the bar from me and I gulp as I see her neck the shot that Old Joe has just given her, surprised that she didn’t react at all to the strong liquor.
Roxxy and Lover have finished their dance. It must have been quite ….. energetic. They both look like they could use a drink. They greet me as they walk by holding hands and I return to my dinner. Turning round, I see Lover on the stage, mic in hand. He mentions Valentine’s Day. I have a few games I would like to play but it all depends on that certain person.
The door opens and I glance over. My breath catches in my throat. He asks Joe for a beer and catches it as Joe slides it down the bar past me. He puts the bottle to his lips and I watch as he gulps it down, head tilted back, drinking quickly. As he stops, he moves towards me, heart quickening as he nears.“It’s Jinger isn’t it?”
Oh my! “Yes it is. So glad that you remembered!” My face reddened a little. Turning to face him, I smile.
“Tango isn’t it?” As if I would ever forget that.“That’s right.” He said. Offering me his hand, he looks me straight in the eyes. “Would you like to dance? Haven’t held a woman in my arms for a long time.”
Stretching out my hand to take his, I stand and he leads me to the dance floor.
Hey Peter. Nice to meet you and get to know a little about you. Have fun and come and see us in the Square……Hugs!
From a young gentleman….. “Hey. Oral?”
How could I possibly refuse such a kind and thoughtful offer? Makes me just want to quiver with anticipation.
Hey Zinah. Welcome!
Hope to see you in the Square soon x
Luke Bryan – Country Girl Shake it for Me
Welcome back Sis. I missed you. MUWAHHHHHH
Dear Granny,
I hope you can help me. My Lover has recently bought a black BMW car. He openly tells everyone how his car is better than sex. It has really knocked my confidence. I love him so much but it hurts when he compares his car to me in front of his mates. I have asked him to stop but he says its only a little bit of fun and I'm being too sensitive. It makes me so angry when he says that my ass is bigger then Angelina's (the car).
Please help Granny. I don't know what else to do
Love Jinger
Hey Levi, Nice to meet you. Hope to see you in the Square soon.
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If it's Love – Train
Nope….. Sorry it's me.
Next one is Woody
Hugs and kisses WoodyWrapped up in my Eeyore Onesie…….I think I lost my tail!
Welcome to my nightmare – Alice Cooper
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