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I’ll give it a go Vaughan – I’m off now to buy the red roses!

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I have noticed that I can no longer direct message users who have BETA next to their name – I am not BETA.

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I’m in!! Money paid to Jessi as she’s prettier than you, Vaughan …

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Date #1
JessiCapri

I must firstly apologise for the delay in writing my account of this date, so blown away was I by the delightful Jessi, her beauty and amazing character know no bounds, and I am amazed that she enjoyed the company of a mere mortal so much, being the goddess that she is.

Her recollections of the evening are accurate in so many ways that I would be a fool to add much, save that she has the metatarsals of a princess and the good grace to gloss over my shortcomings as a host for our date.

The evening passed in the blink of an eye, such was the euphoria I felt being in such exalted company, Vaughan is the most fortunate fella on AChat to have the love of such a wonderful lady …

Thank you Jessi for a wonderful date, you made an old man very happy.

Sorry if this is a cop out in its brevity, I don’t really know what to add.

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I’ll give it a go – count me in …. make sure it’s a strong pole and she speaks good English .. 🙂

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Number – 26

A strapping young lassie called Annie
Had quadraceps inside her fanny
With tendons in her anus
She circumcised poor Janus
And her vagina castrated old Sammy!

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No.  17

There was a young monk of Le Trappe,
Who contracted a dose of the clap,
He cried “Dominus Verbiscum”,
Oh why won't my piss come,
There's something gone wrong with my …… tap!

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No. 3

I've a friend at achat, name of sammy,
Who was once in a bit of a jammy.
His butler, the cad,
Buggered off with his Jag
Leaving sammy at home with his Mammy.

I resemble that limerick, but it was a Daimler …..
His butler, son of Himmler,
Buggered off with his Daimler,
…….

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