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OMG one more year of Nat's cock hunting, hope we all survive that
[img]http://ksr-ugc.imgix.net/assets/011/599/043/07c70cbf4ec170462fa7b4623d10c33f_original.jpg?w=460&fit=max&v=1463685044&auto=format&q=92&s=e08870f6d5410299f7ac37a01eaa14b9[/img]Bises Nat
martinusParticipantAs you all (Hopefully) know, I have recently launched the new Erotic Story Contest 13.
This is a must for all you budding writers …
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnEnpyAu6hwI was in stitches and its all so true!
No wonder i always fuck up my english spelling
martinusParticipantWe all gonna miss you Sarah,
hoping to see you back one day.
Hugs and Kisses,
Martin
martinusParticipantMiss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
“Miss Beatrice”, he said, “I wonder if you would tell me about this?” pointing to the bowl.
“Oh, yes” she replied, “isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!”
The pastor fainted.
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I'm In, osiris_forum gifted 50$achat
martinusParticipantcount me in
martinusParticipantCher – Believe
martinusParticipant[img]http://memions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Funny-Monday-Quotes-I-would-like-to-return-mondays.jpg?x50113[/img]martinusParticipantLinda Ronstadt And Aaron Neville – Don't Know Much
martinusParticipantGarth Brooks – If Tomorrow Never Comes
Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
She''s lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If I never wake up in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way I feel
About her in my heartIf tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes'Cause I've lost loved ones in my life
Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for them never were revealed
So I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much she means to me
And avoid that circumstance
Where there's no second chance to tell her how I feelIf tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comesSo tell that someone that you love
Just what you're thinking of
If tomorrow never comesmartinusParticipantGotye – Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)
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martinusParticipantRolling Stones – It's All Over Now
martinusParticipantHugs and Kisses Sexi, :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
You know i'm always glad to see you
next to post is also glad to see Sexi back again
martinusParticipantScissor Sisters – I Don't Feel Like Dancin'
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