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On an episode of “Tough Love Couples,” everyone had to dress up like their partner’s fantasy and a bunch of the ladies asked their men to get their chests waxed. Why, oh why?! It’s a serious crime against nature to strip a man of chest hair! Waxing it off isn’t just painful physically; it places hairlessness on a pedestal that creates an image of men just as ridiculous as those pin-thin models we ladies gripe about.
I tell you, deforestation of men has become a growing problem. With all these uber-manscaped models and Hollywood types badgering studkind to get waxed, a man with chest hair is practically an endangered species. “The Art Of Manliness” gurus agree that we have to protect it.
Maybe I’ve dated too many
bearsreal men, maybe I’ve watched too many episodes of “Magnum P.I.” or maybe ladies like me are biologically hardwired to smile when we see a wisp of manliness creeping out the top of a shirt, but to me, nothing is sexier than a good ol’ handful of chest hair. And I’m not alone; according to AskMen.com, 76 percent of women love it!So, I was shocked to not only see, but also hear an earful of hair issues from a perfectly sprawled man while I watched the “Tough Love” guys get waxed. It made me realize tough guys are as insecure about their chests as we women can be! Apparently, many men who can sprout a substantial “body ‘stache” have felt like it’s something they have to get rid of or hide.
Baby, like sex, cheese, and the other joys in life, when it comes to chest hair, the more the better. I mean, have you seen the shirtless Selleck Waterfall Sandwich? Mm, mm, and mmmmm, that’s what I’m talking about!
There is a reason they call it a happy trail.
Heck, there’s a reason men’s shirts come with buttons— it’s so you can pop it like it’s hot! I swear, man cleave can be just as distracting as a pair of lady double D’s. I could get lost in the swirls for hours … and I have. Although, really, just like boobs, any amount of chest hair is enough to play with. Still, I’ve seen countless models and pretty boys preened, plucked, robbed, er, waxed like no hair equals guy perfection.
Beyond preference and practicality, there is a real reason. It’s plain wrong for the media to project on manly men that an ideal man is hairless when almost no man has fur-free pecks. It’s as laughable as the idyllic “Barbie” representing real women, or in this case, “Ken,” as the standard for men. Men, I encourage you to apply the same feminist body-empowerment to yourselves! We love to love you just the way you are. Don’t let this unrealistic image make you feel insecure about taking your shirt off. Can’t we all agree that a man without a shirt is always a beautiful thing?
Look, it’s one thing if you’re born hairless and you rock it. No disrespect, bang a gong, get it on! I just hope all you studs out there don’t manscape yourself away until you’ve got nothing left. Just like with good sex, gentlemen, you’ve got to do what comes naturally.
One thing about the Kitty costume. If it does win and become reality, I hope every article would be able to be worn seperately. Somedays I may just want the ears.
I absolutely loved my Secret Santa meetings. So much fun and I agree that this is a wonderful way to meet people and get to know them.
Cheya was wonderful. A hot, sexy dance. I loved it.
Covems… well… what can I say other than *sigh*… I'll dance for you anytime.
It will never be the same, ordering coffee in a Starbuck's again.Only YOU would think of that. lol
In my fave cafe when the (known) waitress asks, I sometimes say “I'd like to get a Latte”
Oh no… there are others, too!!! lol
I had so much fun with my Secret Santas, that it makes me eager to sign up for Secret Valentine. I may actually have to buy a subscription!
Just a thought here: It would be rather fun if we could actually do this in secret. Hehe. I realize that it would be a lot of work to do, but so much fun if we could give it a go. Each of us would get a message from the organizer telling us who our Secret Valentine is. Hehe. No one else would know until we posted someting about the meeting. Then we would meet and exchange the foot rub, or dance.
Although that would remove all the fun bantering that goes on once the list gets posted
So please put my name on the list.
Thank you
Covems
Change: Everyone gets and gives… I switched you and Mollie.Darn it all. Why didn't you switch Covems and Prias? I wanted that foot massage! And now Covems won't tell me what the peppermint stick was for, unless I do certain things.
Cheya. I'm ready anytime you are.
Merry Christmas to everyone.
On the First day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A cordless Hee-taa-sheeOn the Second day for Christmas
My true love gave to me
2 Ken-wa balls
& A cordless Hee-taa-sheeOn the Third day of the Christmas
my true love gave to me
3 Anal Beads
2 Ken-wa Balls
& A Cordless Hee-taa-sheeOn the Fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
4 Nipple Clamps
3 Anal Beads
2 Ken-wa Balls
& A Cordless Hee-taa-sheeOn the Fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
5 GOLD COCK RINGS
4 Nipple Clamps
3 Anal Beads
2 Ken-wa Balls
& A Cordless Hee-taa-sheeOn the Sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
6 Sacks of Cialis
5 GOLD COCK RINGS
4 Nipple Clamps
3 Anal Beads
2 Ken-wa Balls
& A Cordless Hee-taa-sheeOn the Seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
7 Prostrate dildos
6 Sacks of Cialis
5 GOLD COCK RINGS
4 Nipple Clamps
3 Anal Beads
2 Ken-wa Balls
& A Cordless Hee-taa-sheeOn the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
8 pairs of boudoir shoes
7 Prostrate dildos
6 Sacks of Cialis
5 GOLD COCK RINGS
4 Nipple Clamps
3 Anal Beads
2 Ken-wa Balls
& A Cordless Hee-taa-sheeOn the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
9 Rampant rabbits
8 pairs of boudoir shoes
7 Prostrate dildos
6 Sacks of Cialis
5 GOLD COCK RINGS
4 Nipple Clamps
3 Anal Beads
2 Ken-wa Balls
& A Cordless Hee-taa-sheeOn the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
10 Guys for a Gangbang
9 Rampant rabbits
8 pairs of boudoir shoes
7 Prostrate dildos
6 Sacks of Cialis
5 GOLD COCK RINGS
4 Nipple Clamps
3 Anal Beads
2 Ken-wa Balls
& A Cordless Hee-taa-sheeLap dance, pole dance, or spank… it all sounds like fun.
I'm wondering… will this be open to those of us who have yet to purchase any poses? If so, I would very much like to be a Secret Santa.
Pafe, I also wear a belly chain, and like you, I have no other piercings than my ears. I do have a tattoo on my back that I regret getting. Enough of that. I would like to second this proposal.
Anytime you'd like to compare, let me know.
Sitting up on the table. Regaining my composure, I look down and see a smiling face. “Yes, it does indeed look like it's over. I have to tell you, that was one hell of a Halloween party. I've been to a lot of parties, but never one that lasted a month.”
Hopping off the table, I look for my costume and remember that some little dwarf ran off with it. “Well, nevermind.” I say to no one, “I won't need that again until next year.”
Spotting Thom, I slide up to him and give him a big, sloppy kiss. “Thanks for the fun, sweetie.” I say to him. I move to mrsexlover and plant a smooch on his lips. “I wanted to taste myself on your lips. Come up and see me sometime, big boy.” I find Luke and pull him into a kiss. “Thank you Luke, see you soon.”
I walk to the end of the bar and pound on the panel. “You can keep the costume.” I say to the panel and as I turn to walk away, the panel slides down and my costume is tossed out. The panel closes quickly with a noise.
Picking my costume up, I make my way to the shower area, blowing a kiss to the bartenders and wash up and I get changed into my street clothes. “Whew.” I think, “Those shots of Black Jacks can take their toll.”
I go back into the bar room to say my goodbyes and spy Covems at the end of the bar, near the dwarf's door. I go to him and slide my arms round his neck and pull him down into a long, wet kiss. Tongues dancing for a bit before we break our kiss. “Come to the shop.” I say to him. “I've got something I want to show you that I am sure you will like.” Grabbing his crotch with a quick squeeze, I turn and walk out of the AChat Bar & Grill. “Thank you all for a marvelous time.”
@Mollie… panties… no panties… hmmm… never saw them as an impedment to future action but rather a reason for erotic touch. How one chooses to remove them can defintiely add to the spice of play.
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Removing them beforehand keeps them from getting cut off. I've lost some favorite panties that way. 😮
Ok , Line up folkes … Blue is first in line …. She been waiting so long already …. Blue you are NUMBER 1 ok. I'll go get the icecreams in ….
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Sex and Ice Cream!! Girl, I like the way you think!
I don't even know who he is, but with that many votes, I'm going to get in line for Bear. Hmmmmm next question is should I wait with or without panties???
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Answer: Without.
Lying back on the table, my bottom at the edge I feel male hands touching my thighs and can tell someone is there. I'm trying not to look as I want to feel the sensations before seeing who it is.
The hands move up my body squeezing my breasts. I can feel the heat from his arms across my tummy as he fondles my nipples. I want to moan, but stifle it, not wanting to give myself away.
I feel a breath on my pussy. My God, I'm so wet. Something flicks across my clit. I bite my lip trying not to moan. I can feel his tongue pressing into my clitoris, wiggling it with the tip.
His hands move down up to my face, touching it ever so gently with his fingertips. I capture one of his fingers in my mouth and suck on it, hoping that will keep me from moaning out loud.
Suddenly his tongue is on my pussy with an eagerness to it's movements. I can't help myself and squeek out a little moan around his finger. He withdraws his hands from my face and they go straight to my dripping pussy, touching it, feeling for my clit. As if they have a will of their own, my hips arch up, trying to get him deeper into me.
“I can't take much more of this.” I think as my hands go to his head, pulling him into my hot pussy. It feels so good.
“mrsexlover, I like that idea.” I say as I pull the straps from my shoulders and walk towards Thom, taking him by the hand and and guiding him to the table. “Luke. Don't be shy, we're going to need more lips and tongues.”
I push my costume down and step out of it, my hands move naturally to my breasts and give them a quick rub, then they move down between my legs, pressing slighlty. I'm leaving my stockings, heels and half-gloves on.
I notice out of the corner of my eye some movement and a speedy dwarf runs through and snatches up my costume and quickly disappears at the end of the bar. “Wow, they can be fast when they want to be.”
I hop on to the table across from sexilicious, lay back and get myself comfortable. “I hope you don't mind if I join the fun.” I say to her… “but, I should warn you, I'm a moaner and a screamer.”
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