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I serve Zoerink his favourite poison and explain we had all been to Crystal Lake and Hyperion House. Jayc & Stone had thrown an early Bonfire Night for the villagers.
The fireworks and burning of the Fawking Guy was an English Tradition held every year around the 5th November.I pick up the posters from the bar .
“You coming to the Halloween Party? ” I ask him.
“Sure, I would never miss it” he grins.
I hang the posters up and ask him, “What are you wearing?”
“You will have to wait and see” he laughs and reads the Poster.
HALLOWEEN PARTY , ALL ARE INVITED. CHOOSE YOUR COSTUME AND COME INTO THE AB&G FOR SOME GHOULISH FUN AND GRUEL.
Old_JoeParticipant“Well , well , well,” I greeted an old face. “Glad you came to us and your friends”
Snowbunny smiled, “Thanks Joe” and ordered her favourite drink.
I served her drink and put it on Covems tab. He really must get around to paying that or Brandy will be looking at some payback soon.I place a bottle of wine in front of her. “For the wrestling match” I explain. “We are kind of voting who should win between Stone and Brandy”
“Replays are on the screens around the place” I add gesturing towards the screens. “It's good to see you again, you look great”
Old_JoeParticipantBEEP BEEP BEEP
I feel my mobile phone go off in my pocket as I chat to Stone & Jayc. I reach for it and look at the screen.
“It's a text from Tango” I mutter and read the text “Joe please can you give that damn box for Lover to FoxyRoxxy instead of Lover. Thank you Joe, I owe you one”I look around and see the box on the back counter.
I excuse myself for a moment with Stone and Jayc and reach over for it.
I pick up the box up from behind the bar and make my way over to the table where the group with FoxyRoxxy are sat. She is in a deep snog with Lover. I wait for when they both break to take a much needed breath.
I hand her the box “This is from Tango. He asked me to pass it to you” I smile at them both and collect the empty glasses at the same time.
She looks at me quizzically but I just smile and shrug my shoulders. I have no idea what’s inside.
I hand it over and return to the bar and Jayc and Stone.
FoxyRoxxy has the box.
Old_JoeParticipantStone approaches me and gives me a large jar with folded papers in. I look at her questioningly and she says excited , ” You got to find out who's got the most votes for the most splendid jumper here”
I look at the pudding pit and then at the jar , ” Now? ” I ask, really not wanting to move from my prime position.” Yes now” She insists, ” Come on … Now ” tugging my hand.
“Ok, Ok” I follow her reluctantly and look at the label taped on the large glass jar. It reads“Question: Vote for the splendidest (Ugly Really ) Xmas Sweater (Pages 113 to 115 ) “
Luckily Stone seems oblivious to the ” Ugly Really” bit. Then I tip the contents out and begin the count…
Covems – 1
Old_Joe – 0
Brandybee – 6
Jayc – 1
Stone – 2
Lover – 1
Bluedenim – 0
TerriC – 0
ItsAmy123 – 1
mrsexlover – 1
Pookie77 – 0
Tangoracer – 1
All_For_You (Karen) – 1
Zoerink – 2
jcm0824 – 3
LydiaRose – 0
Total Voters: 20” Oh my god, Brandy actually won ” Stone is like an excited child.
“Fabulous” I nod , ” What did she win ? “
” Why , a splendid New Year Firework jumper of course ” Stone replied and picks up the prize to go find Brandy.[img]https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9leBsJ7Zqkm3feOV-bhkwNfE3pq4NVK0UbGQCnsaxJhn9ZX4k[/img]
Old_JoeParticipantHi ya, A big welcome to you.
Come meet me and others in the AB&G. First drink is free
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Old_JoeParticipantI line up all the egg nogs for the dwarfs after their hard work decking out the bar with Christmas cheer.
“Looks great guys” I tell them gazing round the room in appreciation.
The duke box is blaring with wonderful Christmas songs and every now and then, one of the customers joins in singing the words or tapping their foot.
I serve Lydiarose her drink and kiss her on the cheek. ” It's good to see you back girl” At the same time I ensure Zoerink and sexilicious is duly topped up.
I pour Covems a drink of Coveyprilla and ask Sneezy to take it for him. He was changing the rum bottle for a full one in the Donut machine.
All_For_You and Tangoracer come up to me and I serve them their usual coffee when they are at work or just finished. The NSPD are good customers and are always looked after so I place some donuts on a plate for them .
“Hard day Tango?” I ask him as he bites into the sugary treat. He mumbles about speeding tickets. I grin at him. I hope the drivers bribed him well .
“No wonder he needs the sugar rush” I chuckle to All_For_You and she giggles too as she sips her coffee.“Hey did you know it's “Ugly Christmas Sweater Party” tonight,” I remind all the patrons. “This is the one Stone got me last year … God it will take some beating!”
I fetch it out from behind the counter and put it on .
” The thing is,” I lean into them in a conspiracy type way “Stone really , really , really thinks they look good, and nobody has the heart to tell her – she has such badddddd taste”
We all laugh out loud, especially when they see the one she chose for me. I put it on grimacing.
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPO2KLC-24jwac8LJFd6PPL4aBavZKaB1uQ9JeRZhQHDH42AwI[/img]Old_JoeParticipantCheerful.
Will they or wont they?
Old_JoeParticipantI'd watch it with Eva
What if you had chance to win a bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey?
Old_JoeParticipantIf only , remembering the lipstick marks still on his cheeks from the ladies of the bar.
Next to post is looking forward to the Bucking Bronco challenge.
Old_JoeParticipantOld Joe welcomes Hukk into the AB&G with the traditional first free drink. Then chuckles with James_Dean ,
“I think these two guys need a challenge to see what they are made of, don't you?” He says quite loudly. MasonPark and Hukk look at him with suspicion in their eyes .
JD replies , ” Oh for sure Joe” tilting his cowboy hat back on his head to size them up.
” Boys” Old Joe speaks directly at the new comers, ” We have a bucking bronco over there” he gestures towards the sandy bull pit, then reaches back and slams a bottle of Jack Daniels on the bar counter.
“The guy who lasts the longest on our lovable mechanical bull, wins this bottle, I think JD and Lover should keep the count to make it fair… Are you game? ”
Old Joe and JD watch them intently, waiting for their answer…..
Old_JoeParticipantOld Joe watches the goings on at the Rotating Pleasure Table. He likes the “Young uns” enjoying themselves. He smiles at James_Dean who he'd been chatting with and looks up to see a new face arriving and waiting to be served.
Old Joe sidles up to him and asks, ‘What’ll it be?’ smiling in welcome
He orders his drink and as is tradition , Old Joe waves his A$ away. ” First drink is on the House, and if you keep it quiet Covems has an open tab for the rest He forgot to shut it … again”
He refuses the Salt and lemon and introduces himself as MasonPark.
Old Joe grins at him, ” Welcome to the AB&G MasonPark, Brandy, Stone & Jayc are busy in the poolroom at the moment but I'm sure when they are finished, they will say Hi. They kind of help keeping the place running smooth.”
Old Joe nods over to the Rotating Pleasure Table.. ” The Cocks N Roses and some of our regulars are a bit involved too by the moans and groans coming from there. So take a seat and enjoy the hospitality, you never know what might happen, oh by the way .. watch out for the dwarfs, they can be little terrors at times.”
Old Joe pours him another tequila and mouths ” On Covems ”
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Old_JoeParticipantThank you mrsexlover for my fabulous banner. To have found an old dusty bottle of whiskey with my name on is just perfect. Thanks for the design, research and all your efforts. It is a perfect banner for me.
Hmmm thanks for the banner , but i dont know how use them lol
It's real easy –
open word document , open a pretend reply here,
above the smiley, second square along is insert image, click on that for brackets to appear in your text box.
Right click on your banner and copy “URL” address. Insert the URL address in the pretend reply between the brackets.
Then copy and paste the whole thing in your signature box in your profile. It should work. Good Luck.
Like HB said, there are instructions on page one too.
Old_JoeParticipantI take the drink orders from the patrons by the bar. Zoerink exclaims, “WOW … the environment is quite erotic in here … I like to see people enjoy. I will ask a couple of beers Who wants one?”
I fetch two pint bottles of Budweiser and two clean glasses, as Nat33 has shouted up for one too. I wave Zoerinks A$ away,
“It’s on Cove’s tab,” I grin and place them on the bar counter with a bowl of fresh Bombay mix and another filled with dry roasted peanuts.A new guy steps into the bar and takes a look around, “ Well hi ya, Mister, What’s your poison?” I move up to him, polishing the counter as I go to him.
“Vodka tonic, please,” He replies, “with a shot of vanilla.”
“Comin' right up,” I respond, “Just call me Old Joe, everyone else does, among other things, Welcome to the AB&G – first drink is on the house”
“I’m Jenson” He introduces himself.Jenson smiles and points to my face, as though I have something on it. I look in the mirror.
Lipstick from Mooncalf, Satoire and Pafe!!!
“It’s kind of a badge of honour at my age” I chuckle and have no intention of wiping it off yet.
I look up and see Lover with a box. He is busy chatting to Marilyn and I pour both of them a drink and give it to J2D2 to take over to them.
“Find out what’s in that box while you are there?” I instruct him, “Use your xray eyes, I’m curious” …Old_JoeParticipantI guffaw at Covems jokes, holding my sides and wiping the tears from my eyes with my hanky… the guy kills me
Then my phone vibrates that an incoming text has arrived.
Well , well, well …. the results are in for the Erotic Story Contest …
I ring the Bar Bell to announce the winners
” Ghosts, Ghouls, & Sexy sirens … We have some champs in the house — The winners of the Erotic Story Contest 5 – Public Place.. is none other than our two great friends in the Cocks N Roses – Tangoracer & hentaiboy69 – for their wonderful story – ” A Journey to True Self”
Cheers erupt around the bar. I let them calm down, before continuing…
“and runner up is our Jayc for ” Flames in the Desert.” More cheers erupt and as they die down, I shout over the noise,
“Well done you guys. Congratulations . Three Cheers For our Champions .. HIP HIP HORRAY. HIP HIP HORRAY. HIP HIP HORRAY. “
Then I shout loudly “Drinks are on the house ”
Of course, they get added to Covems tab, maybe some on JCM's too, seeing as he's just opened one.
Old_JoeParticipantI look around the bar noting how full it’s beginning to get again and Stone and Jayc are all helping to serve all the customers. I am dressed with an evil Bear on my shoulder…
The Cock N Roses are blasting out their music and everyone is in a ghoulish happy mood. The Halloween decorations make the bar look spooky and fun.
Even outside has been decorated to entice the customers to the party
And its worked, I notice someone new joining our party – pagirl513
“Welcome Girl to the AB&G, first drink is on the house… but as it’s a special halloween occasion.. the first drink is your choice bit the chaser is a “Malorts” Try not to pull a face now.” I chuckle and pour her drinks.I continue to tell her what a great place this forum village is and she listens with interest.
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NB – Old_Joe is a resident of the AB&G and helps out when needed to meet and greet , and look after our patrons. He does not play in the game.
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