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[Peeka]

I would probably destroy my toes trying, but I'm sure it would be funny to see. 

What if i filled my own boot with beer and offered you to drink it?

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Maybe you expected someone else, but I'd love to enjoy the sun, the nature and a simple tasty meal in the wild with you 

Would you appreciate this sweet peach-based “sinner” beer? yes or no?

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Nononooooo, just meeee! 

next one, if not tango, will be HB

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Dirty Pale Clint Harry Eastwood rider…

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It's not morning at all now, but yes I'm having my “morning” coffee

Next one didn't sleep before 6am last night (like me)

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Mmmgrrr my hiiiill boohoooo… so yes, time for me again Foxy

Next one will be hukk (throwing me back on the hill?)

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Climbing the hill with my cooling box full of beer and a camping chair, I jump aside as a ninja to avoid a rolling panda coming my way. Once at the top, I see Foxy claiming she's the queen and laughing as a mischevious witch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwj0B6_1vEg

Once she's done with laughing, I ask her: “Hey Foxy, what's a queen without a king???” And add: “By the way, I saw Lover down there, he said he was looking for you.”

As we all know how she's attached to him, she first doesn't believe me, but can't hold it for long and quickly runs down the hill to find her…Lover.

“Mwahah, that was easy” I think. “I bet she'll even catch up the panda”

So I open my camping chair to sit comfortably and appreciate the view while enjoying my drinks.

My hill!!

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I would drink it up in your company to see what your real intention is behind this drink.

What if I offered you a lap dance?

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Just because I love Porsches too, you got me I'd dream of having my race car, lucky you!

Next one is sexylicious

[Peeka]

Of course I do!!!

Next one has submitted his pics for AB&G steack-BJ contest

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I love sex too, but … nope

Next one is the Porschelover…James Dean

[Peeka]

I would appear in shining heavenly lights above conflict zones and remind the poor earthlings that not only Evil is at work.
But I'd be sad to have become asexual…

What if i gave you power of invisibility?

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trying out the half yard and playing with it in obvious ways Ianswer to hukk's question “is this how you use it?” with “well, you named it a half hard…So I'm just helping, hihi. Only one ball huh…bowl under, but what a nice one!”

“Das Boot looks attractive too, but really too biiiig, even for me huhu”

Becoming a bit joyful thanks to the cocktails I already had, I feel ready for all. And the game hukk is proposing seems quite fun, so I shout
“Count me in, I can play with beer-balls…huh I mean beer-pongs!! You hukk go in the opposite team, I'll get you naked boy!!” And begin to jump around very excited.

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I'd go to Prince aka Symbol, aka all-the-names-he-had, to get the diamond fitting with the pearl.

What if I gave you Cupido's bow?

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