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Any variation of front sex definitely! I too much love seeing all her assets, eyes included.
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[img]http://cdn.porngifs.com/img/38501[/img](partly) clothed or totally naked sex?
I'd tend to try behave, with only dance and chat… but yeah, depends on partner I guess.
Reason you shall keep or Temptation you shall surrender to?
Nah, me, just a bit late Tango, but here I am.
Bringing some coffee for everyone.Now Dirk can be next, or another coffee lover?
How much milk would Santa drink if he had to stomach all the milk at every house?
Assuming a standard glass of milk is 8 fluid ounces, that means Santa drinks about 137 million gallons of milk over the night, or about 4 million gallons of milk every hour.
Assuming the good boys and girls in the U.K. stick to tradition and leave a glass of sherry, Santa would be able to skip 4.2 million glasses of milk. He would, however, be drinking 1.3 million bottles of Sherry wine in an hour.Will Santa go into a sugar coma from eating so many sweets?
Definitely. If Santa were a person, he'd have late-onset diabetes by the third hour. Assuming each household in the whole world leaves out two chocolate chip cookies (we're using Pillsbury ready-bakes. Hey, it's the holidays), that means at every house he would stack up 170 calories, 14g of sugar, and 8g of fat. In total, that'd be 374 billion calories, 33,000 tons of sugar, and 151,000 tons of fat.
How long would it take Santa to work off the calories just from those cookies?
Assuming Santa's running an 8-minute mile, he'd have to run for about 109 centuries to burn off those calories.
How fast does Santa need to travel to deliver all his presents?
Let's just assume Santa's going to travel in a straight line, because my brain can't physically figure out the math on his route. A straight line around the equator is about 25,000 miles. Not counting the Earth's rotation or relative elevation (Santa is flying, after all), Santa and his reindeer would be traveling at 694 mph. To actually cover the entire population, Santa would be travelling somewhere above Mach 2. One site estimated that the force of air friction at that speed would heat up the reindeer much like a shuttle re-entering the atmosphere, igniting them immediately. Santa, on the other hand, would get hit with more than 17,000 gs (the force of gravity per unit mass), or more than 4 million pounds of force. Even the most optimistic estimates say that 100 gs (or even as low as 6 gs) of sustained force would probably kill a person. But Santa is magic and therefore not dead. It's okay, kids!
How much weight is Santa slogging around with him?
Two quick assumptions. Let's pretend all 2.2 billion people a) have been “nice” and b) that they all want an action figure, like this Batman figure from Amazon. At a weight of 7.2 ounces, that means Santa's sleigh would be hauling 500,000 tons of toys. Good thing they didn't wish for a Holiday Wishes Barbie, which would up the total to nearly 700,000 tons.
He's a real superhero, isn't he?