Miss Terror… your Jets play New England tonight. I offer this wager. A back rub and a few shots of whiskey.
Currently the spread of your legs… wait…. Currently the spread is Patriots giving 10 to the Jets. I will offer that to the wager.
I want in on this. I don't care how you two fit me in (preferably in the middle), but I want in. Covie, I'll take the Jets, too. You have New England, and I want the same wager you're giving Terri. A back rub, whiskey, and we can do the third one, too. Hot sex