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2015
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WORLD CUP
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Gifted Pythia $50A for the Hungarian Grand Prix .
Thanks.

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YIPPY KAI YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Giddy-up go Jayinee poo? ? ?

Lieghdee, next

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Jim Croce- Time in a bottle
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM

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Kansas- Carry on my wayward son
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=orqnZBYEn38

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Damn, now I need a cold shower.

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Its my second time at the AB&G and had I of known before hand about a singing contest, I'm pretty sure I would of stayed home, but I was here now, hungry and needing a few shots, so I amble on inside, stand off to the side of the entrance till my eyes adjust to the change in light then make my way through the crowd ad luckily find an empty table. The old man that served me my first time here comes around and I order a shot an beer and a double cheese burger after exchanging pleasantries with him. My drinks arrive just as the first singer gets upon the stage and I recognized her as being the provocative dancer from my first night here and as she starts to sing, I find myself pretty impressed with how amazing she sounded as well as she looked.

The shots kept coming as twelve more Singers took the stage,the only other one singer that I was familiar with that sang was the waitress named Stone who did an equally fantastic job. Having sat there listening to them all, I was glad I wasn't the one having to judge the contest, though the music was familiar, the improvised lyrics were quite eye opening and just about every song had the crowd roaring with laughter and thunderous applause for each singers version of their chosen tune.

Feeling both the whiskey and an urge to just cut loose and do something totally crazy, I get to my feet and half stumble to the stage as the last singer raps up her song. I ask to borrow a guitar from one of the band members then tell them what I'm gonna sing, surprisingly they know the song, a couple switch instruments then tell me to go ahead and start whenever I'm ready.

I strum the strings a few licks working the stiffness out of my fingers, having not picked up a guitar in a long while and after a minute or two I find my chord and begin the song….

Dean Martin- Just my rifle, my pony, and me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TACH9AJsuMw

The sun is sinking in the west
The cattle go down to the stream
The redwing settles in the nest
It's time for a cowboy to dream
Penthouse magazine in the backroom
That's where I long to be
With my three good companions
Just my righthand, penis and me

The Band, despite their snickers, join in the chorus

Gonna hang (gonna hang) my sombrero (my sombrero)
On the limb (on the limb) of a tree (of a tree)
Coming home (coming home) sweet hand lotion(sweet hand lotion)
Just my righthand, my penis and me
Just my righthand, my penis and me

Whippoorwill in the willow
Sings a sweet melody
Riding to Achat city
Just my righthand my penis and me

No more cows (no more cows) to be roping (to be roping)
No more strays will I see
Round the bend (round the bend) the Ho's be waiting (Ho's be waiting)
For my money, my penis and me
For my money, my penis and me

I finish the song with a few lingering strums on the guitar, then with a silly grin I sit the guitar down, suddenly feeling very foolish, I bow to the crowd quickly and head off the stage and pull the brim of my hat down as I make my way to the bar. The old man looks at me with a smirk and slides a shot in front of me, I shake my head abd say to him, “Nah, just give me the whole bottle”.

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