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Pour Jayc the drink he asked for.  “hope this helps you get the taste out of your mouth and makes you feel better” i say to him.  “let Brandy know that I just got a bunch of jello shots in”  I hand him a plate full.  “see if they like the” I say  He gets up and thanks me and heads back to Stone and Brandy

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After sitting by the fire and drinking a gallon of coffee I feel like I can return to the Dentist chair.  I walk back inside and go over to Brandy.  “I think I can handle the chair again”  She smiles and nodes her head.  I say to everyone “anything your want just ask.  I will tell you yes if I have it  and No if I dont”

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Serving all the drinks in the dentist chair having taken a tole on me.  I walk over to Brandy.  “Hey boss” I say.  “I have had to much to drink tonight nd i need to leave now.”  She says okay and I  walk out the door.

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As Taz gets up and walks away I tell him  “I will be here all night, come back ant time”.  He nods his head “Dont worry I am sure I will be  back”.

As the ladies finishing singing on the stage TangoRacer walks over.  “give me the worst and best you have” he says.  I laugh  “I dont have any bad ones, some are just better than others” I say

“I have a couple i think might do the trick”  I say. ” First one i named Brandy. Let me know if you like it.

Screaming Orgasm  ….Brandybee                                                     
Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1 1/2 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/2 oz Kahlua

I pour it into his mouth.  How do u like that one”  I ask.  Big smile on his  face.  “that one was very good, your picked the right name for that one”
“You ready for the next one” I ask.  He nods yes.  “This one is named after Tight” I say

  Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall……Tightfit
Ingredients:
1 shot Sloe gin
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Southern Comfort
1 shot Galliano
Orange juice

I make him a double.  “Open up” I say.  I pour the drink down his mouth.  He is swallowing as fast as he can.  I am LMAO.  “How was that one” I ask.  He shakes his head around.  “dam I liked that one.  Have to come back for more of them”  I laugh, “Jane doesnt know what shes in for tonight”.
                                                           

                                                                     

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I look at Taz.  “Come over  here and have a seat”.  “I promise I ain't pulling any teeth Matey”. ” I have s special drink  I want you to try”.  I am going to name it after Stone, its is called a Slippery Nipple, let me know if you like it I  laugh.  Just dont tel

“hope you are having a good time” I say “Achat Bar knows how to throw a party.

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As the Dentist chair is not busy now i walk over to Tangojane,,”How are you doing tonight” i ask as i give her a  peck on the cheek.  “Dont do any drinking” I laugh.  I walk up to the bar and see old Joe.  “Could i have a rum on coke”  He gets me the drink. “Nice crowd” I say. 

I walk over to the sexy ladies standing at the bar.  “Ladies I have some special cocktails at the dentist chair.  Come over and try them out”.

i go over to Taztexan.  “Feel free to get a nice drink in the dentist chair”.

I down my run and head back to the chair

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“Sorry  my sexy wench, but Stone is gone but I will gladly give you what you want to drink, Har Har Har”  I pour the drink into her mouth. ” Is that enough?”  I ask as i drip some one her lovely breast.  Thom moves her around and licks off the drink. 

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It's been awhile since, I've been to the bar and I heard there was a Halloween Party. It had been advertised all round the village… ” Come if you dare”  the poster said and ” Wear a wicked costume “

How could I not go to the big party in down 

I arrive at the AB&G in my outfit :-  Capt  SSgt Bluebeard   at your service                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

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I  smile at Old Joe's shrunken Beetlejuice head and ask for a bottle of Budweiser.

” Good to see you pop in ”  He grins at me as he places it in front of me. I pick it up and take a few sips.

I look around and admire all the decorations round the place.  Its certainly a scary lair alright.
The costumes of the other guests  make it a spooky underworld and the music playing sets the place alive .. amongst the dead… lol

I amble over to the dentists chair and watch Brandy gulping down the Bloody Mary, Stone is pouring in her mouth and see some of the tomato juice dribble down the side of her mouth. Very apt in her vampire costume. I cant help but admire both ladies costumes.

Brandy gets out of the chair and Stone invites me to take a go. I lie back, open my mouth and taste the vodka in the tomoto juice and worcester sauce… wow, its a surprising kick.  I swallow the drink and sit up.

” Would you mind taking over for a bit? ” Zombie Stone asks ” My Jayc has just asked me for a dance?”
” Why sure. Are those all the bottles, I use for the Dentist patients? ” waving to a nearby table full of different liquors”
” Yep, whatever the patient wants, the patient gets” Stone laughs as she hands me the blood stained Dentists jacket to put on.

I slip it on, waiting for the next customer.

Jayc takes Stone's hand and leads her to the dance floor. They look cool. A vampire biker & his zombie chick.
They slow dance in the smoke of the dance floor.  I watch the couple a moment or two & then I see another transparent couple suddenly mirroring their moves, an old fashioned couple, dressed in beautiful ballroom attire, following them. I watch in awe. 

“Are they ghosts or a hallogram?”  I wonder.

“That Covems and JD guys are clever to cause that effect….”

Just then, my attention is drawn to the next willing patient about to sit in the Dentist's chair.

“Hi Thom. “Take a seat, you want a Bloody Mary too?”

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Sitting in the bar as Brandy and Stone get ready to wrestle i am mystified.  Never seen a show like this on WWF. Vince McMann Should be here.  I stand up cheering as the have at it.

When Stone holds Brandy so everyone can smack her ass, I run up.  I kiss her on her ass cheek and smack it.  I pick up some pudding and throw it as Stone,  looking for Jayc approval, lol.

I walk up to the bar. see JD, This is going to be a hard decision” I say.  We both laugh.  I think to myself that Stone did all us a favor by holding Brandy so we all got to smack that lovely ass.

I take my bottle of wine to Jayc.

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The crowd and the excitement in the bar is at a high pitch.  You can feel the electric in the air.  Brandybee comes to out table with drinks.  “here guys enjoy this punch”.  She looks at me “Guess you would like this hat back”  She pushes it on mt head covering my eyes.  “didn't know you had it in you.  Nice song” 

As she walks away I think to myself what talent i have seen and heard tonight.  Brandy, one of the classy ladies i have met.  Beautiful, fantastic body and a very good singer.  Stone, also beautiful and a talented singer, leave the rest of her alone, for my own sake, lol.  Jayc did a great job and one lucky man, he has stone.  Lot of talent working in bar.  Tango Racer got the bar rocking.  Man he was really into that song.  Jane did a great job and looked as sexy as always.  Bono my first time meeting him, enjoyed his song.  JD surprised me.  Not only a classy guy but a very good singer.

I look at Lydia and Bono.  He stands up so say goodbye.  I shake his hand and say “Hope to see you soon”.  “Lydia you look so lovely tonight, and i loved your song'.  I reach for her, pull her close and give her a long and passionate kiss.  “That was a great surprise love” I tell her.  “I need to leave fro just a moment”  I walk over to JD give him a fist pump.  “great song and I want to buy you a drink”  I look at Stone “please give everyone a round on me” i say.  She looks at me and laughs “Big spender tonight” She yells out ” round on Ssgt everyone, come and get them”. I tip my hat to her, say to JD “get the chance come join us”  I head back to the table

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Bono comes over to our table.  I stand up and shake his hand.  'That was a fantastic song” I tell.  ” Have a seat and join us”.  Lydia gives him a kiss.  I think to my self that everyone else has sung, maybe I should give it a try.  I look at Lydia “do you think i should try one”  She says.  “yes everyone else has, have some fun”.

I walk up to the stage.  I grab the mic.  This is the first time i have tried something like this.  Scared to death.  They says when you get stage fright just imagine everyone in the audience as being nude.  Okay lets try.  I look around, lol Lot of hot sexy bodies out there.  About that time i see the lovely owner, Brandybee, wow.  I look at the band and tell them the song.  I take my hat and throe it towards the crowd.  Brandybee catches it.  I unbutton my shirt showing my sixback.  “hope you like this song”

She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous, avoiding all the questions
his lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they are thinking?

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so, tell me so baby

He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on honey let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so i can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her what his heart meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on honey tell me so
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know

His heart' beating like a drum
'cause at last he”s got this girl home
Relax baby, now were all alone

They wake at dawn “cause all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other, neither one's complaining
He says ” I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee”
Never mind sugar,  we can catch the early movie

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let it show
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so
Sugar

If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you really really really really need me
Just let me know
Just reach out and touch me

If you really want me
Just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know

If you really need me j-j-just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
If you, if you, if you really need me
Just come on and tell me so
Just come on and tell me so

I look out at the crowd. women are screaming and clapping.  I see Brandybee give me a little smile, wave my hat and turn and walk to the bar.
As i step down from the stage Tango Jane come over, grabs me and gives me a big hug and kiss.  “not as good as the pool table” she laughs “but it was good”.

I walk back to the table buttoning up my shirt.  Not bad i think to myself

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I stand up howling and clapping like everyone else in the bar as Lydia finishes her song.  Not only can she sing she know how to dance and tease all the guys in the room, band even enjoyed. She smiles and says ” Thanks everyone, I hope you enjoyed” in her devilish seductive voice.  She reaches out her hand for help getting off the stage.  She looks at me and smiles.  3 guys reach for her.  I cant see in the crowd, but i can tell some has picked her up and lifted her off the stage.  She is laughing and gives him a kiss.  She starts a slow seductive walk towards me, making sure everyone sees her.

I reach out my hand for her.  ” I didn't know you could sing and dance like that” I say.  She laughs ” There's a lot you don't know know about me, yet” I pull her close and kiss her.  She wraps her arms around me holding me tight.  I look into her eyes ” You love singing and getting all the attention. don;t you?”  She smile “yes, I love it. Do you mind” she says.  “Hell no”  I say, “look around at everyone looking at you”.  She smiles. “Jut wait till I get you home”

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]I got a call from Lydia wondering if I was going to the Bar tonight.  Told her I wasn't sure.  She said she would be there and would like for me to drop by and see her.

Standing outside the Bar I hear a lot of clapping and applause. I open the door and walk in.  The place is packed.  I walk up to the bar.  I see Stone
I ask her for a drink.  She says “What would you like stranger?”.  “Just a cold beer” I say.  I look around. Tell Stone “this place is Packed”  She hands me my drink, looks at me ans says “look at the table by the bull, someone is waiting for you”. I look over and see Lydia.  I thank her and work my way through the crowd.

i look at Lydia sitting there, so hot and sexy as always.  I walk up beside her “miss can i sit here”  She stands up and gives me a hug and a kiss.  “Wow” I say, “What was that for”.  She looks at me “I am so happy that you showed up”.  “Well I have more free time than i expected”.  I look at her ” you look so beautiful tonight, Whats going on”.

She leans into me and whispers in my ear ” I have a surprise for you tonight that I hope you enjoy”  Now she has me all excited.  Never know what she is up to.  Guess i will find out as night goes on.

Bear and Tight come over to us.  “Glade to see you both back”  they say.  “make sure you two enjoy yourself” Bear says.  I look at him and say.  “I think this is going to be a fun night

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  After sitting at the bar and downing a couple of Ice Cold drafts with Miss Brandy, whom may I say, at least to myself, is one of the best looking, sexiest woman I have seen in a long time, I think this is some crazy place, LOL
  I see 7 little dwarfs building something.  I think they are calling it a Pudding Pit.  Wonder where Snow White is.  Does remind me of the Hot Oil Wrestling in New Orleans.  Ring was filled with hot oil and lovely ladies in very skimpy bathing suits. The suits don't  stay on very long.  Lovely node bodies shining with the oil covering them.  Before long the have grabbed me and pulled me in with them.  Oily hot bodies covering every inch of me as the remove my clothes.  I try to resist, lol, but not to hard.
  I next see the riding bull.  Reminds me of Gullies, in Texas, and a real bull named Tarrus. There you ride real bulls, if your are crazy enough.  Being a young stud, you know I had try, Lasted all of 2 seconds and Tarrus didn't  like be being on him that long.  Wont try that again
  I see that Bear is operating the bull.  Seems to be enjoying it as much  as Tarrus enjoyed throwing me,  LOL.  Have to wonder about a bar that hes two Bears, and one of the is real.
  I look at Miss Brandy, Is it always this crazy in here i laugh, she nods yes.  I look at her, I ask  D0 you have a pen.  She says yes.  Can i use it I ask. throwing caution into the wind i walk over and sign the list to strip.  Cant beat them mind as well join them, Lmao.  I turn around and wink at brandy thinking Lady i am doing this to win your affection.

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