Skip to content

tangoracer

- Not logged in to forum -

Forum Replies Created

Viewing 15 posts - 331 through 345 (of 3,419 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • in reply to: Current Birthdays #73866
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Happy Birthday Jingerbird my Love

    mickey-happy-birthday.gif

    in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #121167
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Not sorry Roxxy its only me

    Next one posting is touting for vote in the song contest

    in reply to: F1. Grand Prix Sweeps. 2015 Season. #145313
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Congrats to Covems Blayne and Cogbill for the British Grad Pix

    Jinger and I are in for the Hungarian Grand Prix

    YEAH LEWIS get further in front in the tipping

    in reply to: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) #68253
    tangoracer
    Participant

    “Tango. this one is for you My Love”

    On hearing Jinger at the mic I move to the dance floor and take a bow as the crowd start to whistle and cheer

    As the music starts I start to wiggle my ass to the crowd in time with music. The crowd cheer and whistle more
    As Jinger finishes the first verse I rush of the dance floor to the back stage area and get myself ready.

    As Jinger finishes the guitar solo and starts the second half of the song the big spot light focuses back on me in the middle of the dance floor in just my pink leather thong. Turning to face Jinger I smile up at her and wiggle my bear ass towards the cheering crowd.

    Putting my hands on the top of my head I turn and wiggle to Jingers song putting on a great show for her and the crowd.
    As the songs ends I take a bow and move to the edge of the stage and lift Jinger down holding her tight I kiss her and whisper

    “Well done My Love”

    She whispers back 'I'll forgive you for upstaging me….just this once!'

    I give her ass a little crack and take her hand and lead her off the dance floor.

    Getting a drink from Old Joe I kiss Jinger “Back in a couple of minutes My Love”

    Heading up onto the dark stage I go over to the Country Boys and chat with them about whats I wont to do.

    “Yes thats fine we can do that” They all say as one.

    Standing at the back of the stage when all of a sudden the spot light is on me again and the boys start to play

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWdcZqG02Ls

    When he wake up in the mornin' light
    Tango pull on his jeans and he feel all right
    He pulls his blue jeans on
    He pulls his old blue jeans on (cha-cha)
    He pulls his blue jeans on
    He pulls his old blue jeans on (cha-cha)

    I Look over at them and smile as I do up my belt on my blue jeans and put my hat back on. Walking up to the mic I take it in my hand,
    Ladies and Gentleman I'm not entering the contest but I have rewritten a couple of old favourites.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKUJ4cB1ewg

    Ladies and Gentlemen, this is THE BAR & GRILL number five.

                        One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's ride…
    To the Achat Bar around the corner.
    The boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna.
    Beer bust like I had last week.
    I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap.
    I like Maron, Brandy, Stone, and Jinger.
    And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter.
    So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord.
    To me flirting is just like a sport.
    Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it.
    Please set it in the trumpet.

    The bar goes wild again with cheers and whistles

    A little bit of Maron in my life,
    A little bit of Sexi by my side.
    A little bit of Jaynie what I need,
    A little bit of Amethyst’s what I see.
    A little bit of Stone is all JayC needs,
    A little bit of Jinger all night long.
    A little bit of Brandy here I am,
    A little bit of you makes me your man!
    BAR & GRILL number five.

    Jump up and down and move it all around.
    Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground.
    Take one step left and one step right.
    One to the front and one to the side.
    Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
    And if it look like this then you're doing it right.

    A little bit of Maron in my life,
    A little bit of Sexi by my side.
    A little bit of Hb’s what I need,
    A little bit of Amethyst's what I see.
    A little bit of Stone is all JayC needs,
    A little bit of Jinger all night long.
    A little bit of Brandy here I am,
    A little bit of you makes me your man!

    Trumpet, the trumpet.
    BAR & GRILL number five, ha, ha, ha.

    A little bit of Maron in my life,
    A little bit of sexi by my side.
    A little bit of Jaynie's what I need,
    A little bit of Amethyst's what I see.
    A little bit of Stone is all JayC needs,
    A little bit of Jinger all night long.
    A little bit of Brandy here I am,
    A little bit of you makes me your man!

    I do all to fall in love with a girl like you.
    Cause you can't run and you can't hide.
    You and me gonna touch the sky.
    BAR & GRILL number five

    As I finished the song the girls in the song all stand and take a bow.

    Coming back to the mic “This one is a special one to the Square that I've give a little tweak”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpAkMk0phOs

    On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
    Warm smell of colitis, rising up in the air
    Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
    My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to stop for the night

    There Old Joe stands in the doorway, ringing the mission bell
    And I was thinking to myself, this could be Heaven or this could Hell
    Maron lights up a candle and she showed me the way
    There were voices from the dark corners; I thought I heard them say

    Welcome to the Achat Bar and Grill, such a lovely place, such a sexy place
    Plenty of fun in the Achat Bar and Grill, Anytime of year, you can find it here

    Amethyst’s mind is Tiffany-twisted, she’s got a man she calls Wolf
    Sexi’s got a lot of little goats, that she calls friends
    Jinger dances on the tables, sweet summer sweat
    Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
    So I called up the Stone, Please bring me my beer
    She said we haven’t had that spirit here since 1969
    And still those voices are calling from the dark corners
    Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say

    Welcome to the Achat Bar and Grill, such a lovely place, such a sexy place
    Plenty of fun in the Achat Bar and Grill, Anytime of year, you can find it here

                                         
    Fire pit in the garden, Tequila on ice
    JayC  Said we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
    And out on the dance floor, Brandy spins, twists and grinds
    And Woody keeps her in check, but they just can’t kill the lust
    Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
    I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
         
    Relax said the Mrsexlover , we are programmed to receive
           
    You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

    As the song ends the lights on the stage go down and all I can hear is the cheers and whistles from the bar.

    in reply to: Current Birthdays #73831
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Happy Birthday Mrsexlover

    Hope you had a great day From Tango and Jimger

    in reply to: F1. Grand Prix Sweeps. 2015 Season. #145280
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Put Jingerbird and Tangoracer to the in list 

    All paid and ready to go

    in reply to: Forum Game. Animal Last Letter Game #149047
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Moose

    [img]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRiOfGRvpl9ut_nVWseOembhCYrJ3ef5ayEbXuOpsQN0odz8n0PVA[/img]

    in reply to: Forum Game. Name the place #114998
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Woody got it

    Its the beach at my mum and dad's  out in Spain

    Woody your up

    in reply to: Forum Game: Yes or No #105439
    tangoracer
    Participant

    NO  I make no secret about eating CAKE

    [img]https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjPdmEVOf7j_DI3ubLZOzV1MbP7-DdJ5l-R36YFKs9ka0L41hx[/img]

    Are you someone that will go back for seconds for cake???

    in reply to: Funny Finds #22970
    tangoracer
    Participant

    funny-baby.jpg

    in reply to: MUSCLE CARS PICS & GIFS #142979
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Muscle_car_and_hot_girl_566.jpg
    plymouth-girls.jpg

    in reply to: Forum Game. What does it tell you? #114590
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Hot Cars Hot Woman and Fast food

    fast-food.jpg
    beautiful-girls-mustangs.jpg

    in reply to: Sexy GIFs (not 56K friendly) #87791
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Schoolgirl-Ass.gif
    873111.gif

    in reply to: Forum Game. Name the place #114989
    tangoracer
    Participant

    14198992850_3bb0f18940_z.jpg

    Where in the would am I ??

    in reply to: Forum Game: 3 words game #126178
    tangoracer
    Participant

    Makes her chock

Viewing 15 posts - 331 through 345 (of 3,419 total)