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I'm in already paid Pythia
Let's bring on SpaintangoracerParticipantAs Jinger returns to our booth I kiss her deeply and take a sip of my drink
Leaning back into my chair I look deep into Jingers eyes and smile.Taking her hand I lean forward and whisper “Back in a minute my Love”
Spinning out of my side of the booth still in my bath robe from the spa I make my way up onto the stage. Placing the mic stand in the middle of the stage I turn and get my guitar and turn back to the mic. Tapping it a couple of times to make sure it was working. Clearing my throat with a little cough that make everyone turn and look up at the stage.
“What do you call a man with a bird on his head ??”
“CLIFF”Stouts Brandy
“What do you call a man with a car on his head??
“JACK”calls Jinger
Groans from the rest of the bar fill the air
“NO MORE” Stouts Woody
“OK OK no more jokes” I say with a big smile
Taking my guitar I start to play tapping the floor key with my foot the backing tune starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU
Alan Jackson, Jimmy Buffett – It's Five O' Clock Somewhere
The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow,
An' so am I.
Work day passes like molasses in wintertime,
But it's July.
I'm gettin' paid by the hour, an' older by the minute.
My boss just pushed me over the limit.
I'd like to call him somethin',
I think I'll just call it a day.Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a “Hurricane” before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.Oh, this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon,
An' half the night.
Tomorrow mornin', I know there'll be hell to pay,
Hey, but that's all right.
I ain't had a day off now in over a year.
Our Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here.
Hit the 'phones for me,
You can tell 'em I just sailed away.An' pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a “Hurricane” before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab,
An' be back to work before two.
At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder,
What would Jingerbird do?Holding out my hand to Jingerbird as she makes her way up on stage for the first time.
As the bar clap and cheer her onto the stage.Funny you should ask that because I'd say:
Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a “Hurricane” before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a “Hurricane” before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
He don't care.
I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.What time zone am on?
What country am I in?
It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere.
It's always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it.
Yeah, I heard that.
You been there haven't you.
Yessir.
I seen your boat there.
I've been to Margaritaville a few times.
All right, that's good.
Stumbled all the way back.
OK. Just wanna make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacons.
Between the buoys, I tell you.
All right. Well, it's five o'clock. Let's go somewhere.
I'm ready, crank it up.
Let's get out of here.
I'm gone.As the song ends I turn to Jinger and kiss her on the hand and go and put my guitar back on its stand before leading Jinger back to our booth
tangoracerParticipantLOL looks like I'm in too then
Thanks my Love
tangoracerParticipantIt's Five 'o'Clock Somewhere- Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett
tangoracerParticipantIt's Five 'o'Clock Somewhere- Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett
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tangoracerParticipantMMMMMMHMMMMMM Mcdonalds breakfast wrap
Big Mac Or Whopper
tangoracerParticipantNot just yet LovingSir
Maybe Sexi will be next
tangoracerParticipantFour step Waltz
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April 14, 2015 at 7:50 pm in reply to: AusWoody. G’Day from downunder, hey get off my head lol #146600tangoracerParticipantWoody 🙂
The only problem I can see with your Math is ;D
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