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[taztexan]

there….
“Bares Ass…Pantless Fridays! the Achat forum tells U Y”

Perfect.. and posted on my profile.. will be every Friday.. Shirtless Monday/Tuesdays also???

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Comments, blunders, general misfortunes… I know, I suck at actually creating anything, but I can sew!!

Mwah!
Az.

Your *sucking* is not a bad thing.. a very very good thing last I remembered.. May need a refresher soon… just sayN.. 
Your tartan designs look good… keep with it sweetheart.. you do better than I  wood, I have no clue even where the texture editor is.. I've.. umm been.. kinda… busy here lately *innocent look

*copious amounts of ballerina house rubs.. (snicker)

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I'm in.. or should I say *out of my drawers* every Friday .. 

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I'll be heading to the border this weekend for more thorough investigation of the recent anomalies the Bunny division has reported. May need you two Sargent's *ass*istance in this border probe. Be prepared with your notes and observations. Sgt Satoire, I may need to speak with you privately first. Sgt Pafe has been interviewed and I will need your perspective on the matter also…

The saga continues as this assignment progresses….

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Gotta be careful lying out in that heat………..

Wouldn't want you to get “Vulcanised”

rofl!

*dances away, waving my ivy at you and flouncing my hair*

Did I mention I'm very thorough in my investigations with plenty of probing questions and lots of application of spf to prevent spoiling the specimen during intetogation.. 

On assignement..

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NSPD dvisions also promote the forum as well. I've had several ask me what “Spermicide Detective” is about and am more then happy to point them toward the forums.. Now back to the case of the missing robots…

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This seems to be summed up well. already..  Women, like men.. are all different and have their preferences in men and sexual partners. There are those looking for a daddy figure, someone who dominates them and yes even women who get highly aroused from abuse and more vulgar or even down right brutal acts. One has to be comfortable in the choices they make, all personalities are different as well as preferences.

Saying the men that abuse the women is wrong, well that may be our perception but their preference for arousal. It's not my cup of tea and I would have to stray way out of my comfort level to perform that for a partner or lover. Would I? Yes if it pleased and pleasured her.. the encounter doesn't have to be entirely for what she wants as long as she's a giver too and wants to fill the desires I'd need for pleasure..

Just my .02

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The detective division looks forward to more collaboration with the BUNNY division. Copious notes were taken and a very thorough discussion of future plans in solving this mystery have been enlightening and beneficial to all of NSPD. Will need to confer with all members of the BUNNY division to truly crack this case… a  very challenging but hopefully extremely rewarding assignment for sure..

Lt. Taz on *ass*ignnment….   

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From the looks of the Sarge taking advantage of the  opportunity for sunning, I'm very sure I could provide some “pole-age”. I'm just *that* kind of helpful guy..

Lt Taz on *ass*ignment… 

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I agree.. have had a session on my new yacht.. pricey yes.. but so far I like it alot.. hopefully more rooms to follow.. and with motion like the yacht. Especially an outdoor room… with motion also… I'd pay for that… and not disappointed in the yacht so far…

Let's make more motion on my ocean… 

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Robot girl was last seen last night around 6pm CST, on my new yacht.. She had a brief stay and seemed distracted, like someone was stalking her.. We parted after a slow dance and a look around my boat.. She yearned for more.. but I was on another mission and couldn't stay.. We parted with a sweet kiss.. I hope not the last…

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She winks at me… a lot.. just sayN… ;D

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Yeah the price is pretty steep compared to the other rooms.. Hopefully it'll be worth it an not a trend of things to come. Will have to check it out soon…

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Hopefully the BUNNY division will get approval for the Beta quadrant soon. I'm there on special undercover duty having received reports of some very nasty spermicides here recently.. I may need some *ass*istance in my suveillance and investigations.. *wink* It'll take at least 3 of us to do a thorough report and collect samples for the CSI department for lab work… 

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Nice to see you already on Duty… I may have to frisk you for cream filling… (donuts, I'm talking donuts, lolz).

Az.

Don't let her fool you, she throws a mean donut at donut tossing time.. Just sayN… ~

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