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Today is Wednesday
Wednesday is “Fuck Me on the Counter Day”
Today is Tuesday.
Tuesday is “Fuck Me From Behind Day”
Gnome Sweet Gnome
Giddy up Cowboy!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oh my
wow… just wow…
I'M A NERD 
I come running into the pool room via the secret door to the Ice House. I'm followed by a couple of the dwarfs. I'm out of breath from running so far. I make it up to the bar, elbow my way in and look the zombie in the eye. “Beer. Please.” I gasp.He pours me a draft and I take a couple of swigs. “Pookie's been taken,” I say between gasps. “Where is Covems?”
“Not here yet,” the bartender says.
“Darn,” I mumble, and take another sip of the beer. Then I spot the NSPD ladies at the end of the bar. I grab my glass of beer and hurry down there.
“I need your help,” I say to her, butting my way into their conversation. The band starts up another song, and our conversation gets drowned out by the music.
Pafe looks me in the eye, and says, “calm down. Take deep breaths, what's wrong?”
I get up closer to her. Wow! They're both absolutely stunning in their painted costumes. “Pookie,” I shout, getting closer to her ear, “she's been taken.”
“What do you mean… taken?” Satoire says.
“Taken,” I say. “In the passage between the lake and the Ice House.” I take a big gulp of the beer and continue, “we were exploring behind Covems and Amy's cabin. We went into the passage with a glowie.”
“Okay,” Pafe says, “calm down and start from the beginning.”
“You got your guns?” I ask MoonCalf, she shakes her head no.
“We were planning on coming here… to the party,” I say, “I put on my Star Trek outfit and Pookie got dressed as a Klingon. We stopped by Cove's cabin, to see if he and Amy was coming. We went around back and found the door to the passage propped open.”
I take another gulp of beer, “We couldn't help ourselves and went in a little ways. I had a glowie for a light. We got in there a ways, and found a door. I told Pookie not to knock on it… I told her.”
“What happened?” Pafe shouts.
“She knocked on it. 'Shave and a hair cut knock',” I said loudly. “It opened! The door opened and 3 funny looking short people came out. The kept saying Pookie was the warrior they were waiting for. We tried to tell them we were just going to a party, but before either of us could do anything, they took her by the arms and lead her into the door. They left me in the hall. The door was locked to me… I pounded and pounded on it, I even tried the 'shave and a hair cut' knock, but it never opened for me.”
“How did you get here?” Satoire asks me.
“I fumbled along the hallway. I got lost, turned around a couple of times, then I got caught in a trap.” I continue, “it was a dwarf trap, they found me, freed me and they led me into the Ice House, then here to the bar. Can you help me? Can you help Pookie? Is Covems here?”