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  • in reply to: Forum Game. Carry on with the last word… #166031
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      … saying “I'd kill for a fag right now.”  (for the benefit of our American cousins fag means a cigarette) 
      She coughed weakly and expired and the manly fireman (Alfie Stuntposture) struck his manly thigh
      and said “Ah what the hell, you can't win them all” and let poor Pixie's limp body drop onto the chaise
      and as he did so into the room strode …

      in reply to: Favourite Pomes #168752
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        Sexism
        by David Lehman

        The happiest moment in a woman's life
        Is when she hears the turn of her lover's key
        In the lock, and pretends to be asleep
        When he enters the room, trying to be
        Quiet but clumsy, bumping into things,
        And she can smell the liquor on his breath
        But forgives him because she has him back
        And doesn't have to sleep alone.

        The happiest moment is a man's life
        Is when he climbs out of bed
        With a woman, after an hour's sleep,
        After making love, and pulls on
        His trousers, and walks outside,
        And pees in the bushes, and sees
        The high August sky full of stars
        And gets in his car and drives home.

        in reply to: Music for a Pussyhound #167964
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          Margaret Glaspy – Emotions and Math


          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S622IPgL-TE

          [img]https://i.imgur.com/mJ0J2PW.jpg?1[/img]

          in reply to: Original Limericks #169281
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                      No.83

            “Cum on my face”, she sighed
            “I will, I will, I'll try”
            He'd already cum
            Twice in her bum
            So a third cum would see pigs fly !

            in reply to: Music for a Pussyhound #167963
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              Feist – I Feel It All

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-1Gb2rxzlk

              [img]https://i.imgur.com/FqkDwcD.jpg?1[/img]

              in reply to: Music. What song are you listening to? #109677
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                Feist  1234

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pYMZKVZ9Ws

                [img]https://i.imgur.com/k5OiqIT.jpg?1[/img]

                in reply to: Music. Sliding Into The Covers #166890
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                  The Bee Gees wrote this (Barry & Robin Gibb) in 1967
                  it was on their first album and was the 2nd single from
                  it and didn't go past No.41 in the UK charts, No.17 in the US
                  and No.5 in Canada

                  This is Canadian Lindi Ortega's 2015 cover which I prefer
                  but I am badly biased as I dont like the Bee Gee's !

                  Lindi Ortega  To Love Somebody

                  [img]https://i.imgur.com/TCCEqOY.jpg?1[/img]

                  in reply to: Music for a Pussyhound #167957
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                    Lhasa de Sela    Love Came Here

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euiKqmLvyMw

                    [img]https://i.imgur.com/ufSnE8T.jpg?1[/img]

                    in reply to: Favourite Pomes #168751
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                      “Poetry” by Marianne Moore got whittled down over the years
                      from twenty-nine lines to four:

                      “I, too, dislike it.
                      Reading it, however, with a
                        contempt for it, one discovers in
                      it, after all, a place for the genuine.”

                      “Moore described the rest of the poem as 'padding,'
                      and it’s true that the lines are self-contradictory
                      and hard to explicate, but that, surely, was the point:
                      they show simultaneously the pointlessness, strangeness,
                      and necessity of poetry. “

                      Poetry
                      by Marianne Moore

                      I, too, dislike it: there are things that are important beyond all
                      this fiddle.
                      Reading it, however, with a perfect contempt for it, one
                      discovers in
                      it after all, a place for the genuine.
                      Hands that can grasp, eyes
                      that can dilate, hair that can rise
                      if it must, these things are important not because a

                      high-sounding interpretation can be put upon them but because
                      they are
                      useful. When they become so derivative as to become
                      unintelligible,
                      the same thing may be said for all of us, that we
                      do not admire what
                      we cannot understand: the bat
                      holding on upside down or in quest of something to

                      eat, elephants pushing, a wild horse taking a roll, a tireless wolf
                      under
                      a tree, the immovable critic twitching his skin like a horse that
                      feels a
                      flea, the base-
                      ball fan, the statistician–
                      nor is it valid
                      to discriminate against 'business documents and

                      school-books'; all these phenomena are important. One must
                      make a distinction
                      however: when dragged into prominence by half poets, the
                      result is not poetry,
                      nor till the poets among us can be
                      'literalists of
                      the imagination'–above
                      insolence and triviality and can present

                      for inspection, 'imaginary gardens with real toads in them', shall
                      we have
                      it. In the meantime, if you demand on the one hand,
                      the raw material of poetry in
                      all its rawness and
                      that which is on the other hand
                      genuine, you are interested in poetry.

                      (But the last 5 lines are key)

                      (Note extract from NYRB)

                      in reply to: Music for a Pussyhound #167962
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                        [img]https://i.imgur.com/7E5yDDu.jpg?1[/img]

                                                       H.C. McIntyre   High Rise

                                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgdDCoLHapI

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                          a very early touring band song from 1970
                          has it passed the time test ?

                          Pink Floyd  Summer 68

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvq4cNjjbpo

                          [img]https://i.imgur.com/L1YefB4.jpg?1[/img]

                          in reply to: CRY HAVOC ! And let slip the tunes…… #168184
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                            Lhasa de Sela was raised in Mexico and the United States,
                            and divided her adult life between Canada and France.

                            Her music was predominantly Latin American with original songs;
                            it was strongly influenced by Mexican music but also by klezmer,
                            torch songs, gypsy jazz and Middle Eastern music.

                            She had a fight with breast cancer and died in Montreal on
                            new year's day 2010.  She was only 37.
                            After she passed away it snowed for four continuous days.

                            Lhasa De Sela – De Cara a la Pared
                            (With face against the wall)

                            [img]https://i.imgur.com/el8aFjl.jpg?1[/img]

                            in reply to: Favourite Pomes #168750
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                              Pat Parker was a black lesbian feminist poet writing in the ’70s

                              [img]https://i.imgur.com/3plQ8mm.jpg?1[/img]

                              (it is easier to post a screen print than try
                              and write the lines in the manner intended)

                              in reply to: I’ll Show You Mine … #168551
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                                Group Hot Kissing in Winter

                                [img]https://i.imgur.com/0q15rDs.jpg?1[/img]

                                in reply to: Music. What song are you listening to? #109676
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                                  dance around the kitchen in your undies stuff
                                  ( btw  they are borther and sister)

                                  Inez and Charlie Foxx   Hurt By Love (1964)

                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNHjMICHKxM

                                  [img]https://i.imgur.com/2cknHF6.jpg?1[/img]

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