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Sarah Jarosz  Build Me Up From Bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsIGnq3rnv8

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The All-American Rejects – Walk Over Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsz-XFO-skA

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No.81

This guy wanted group sex you see
So he asked Lucindah and me
We said five hundred bucks
For unlimited fucks
Then he poofed 'cos he wanted it free

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Tift Merritt  Dusty Old Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlBOIfMr9zQ

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Eliza Gilkyson – Sooner or Later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnOpSkqVthk

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Bleezer's Ice Cream
by Jack Prelutsky

I am Ebenezer Bleezer,
I run BLEEZER'S ICE CREAM STORE,
there are flavors in my freezer
you have never seen before,
twenty-eight divine creations
too delicious to resist,
why not do yourself a favor,
try the flavors on my list:

COCOA MOCHA MACARONI
TAPIOCA SMOKED BALONEY
CHECKERBERRY CHEDDAR CHEW
CHICKEN CHERRY HONEYDEW
TUTTI-FRUTTI STEWED TOMATO
TUNA TACO BAKED POTATO
LOBSTER LITCHI LIMA BEAN
MOZZARELLA MANGOSTEEN
ALMOND HAM MERINGUE SALAMI
YAM ANCHOVY PRUNE PASTRAMI
SASSAFRAS SOUVLAKI HASH
SUKIYAKI SUCCOTASH
BUTTER BRICKLE PEPPER PICKLE
POMEGRANATE PUMPERNICKEL
PEACH PIMENTO PIZZA PLUM
PEANUT PUMPKIN BUBBLEGUM
BROCCOLI BANANA BLUSTER
CHOCOLATE CHOP SUEY CLUSTER
AVOCADO BRUSSELS SPROUT
PERIWINKLE SAUERKRAUT
COTTON CANDY CARROT CUSTARD
CAULIFLOWER COLA MUSTARD
ONION DUMPLING DOUBLE DIP
TURNIP TRUFFLE TRIPLE FLIP
GARLIC GUMBO GRAVY GUAVA
LENTIL LEMON LIVER LAVA
ORANGE OLIVE BAGEL BEET
WATERMELON WAFFLE WHEAT

I am Ebenezer Bleezer,
I run BLEEZER'S ICE CREAM STORE,
taste a flavor from my freezer,
you will surely ask for more.

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cos the money's no good ..

The Stranglers  Get A Grip (1977)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uakqdR2B2w8

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Can anyone think of a suitable caption for this ?
post your idea below

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Hot Kissing for Men is Missing !
While everyone else is kissing
As a prelude to sex
It's simply the best
So come on Achat, get Bizzy !

Write to support and ask them to complete the full house of hot kissing poses for everyone ..

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No.80

Hot Kissing for Men is Missing !
While everyone else is kissing
As a prelude to sex
It's simply the best
So come on Achat, get Bizzy !

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Dylan Sneed  Midnight Promenade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0hVsAT_4Y0

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Camomile Tea
by Katherine Mansfield

Outside the sky is light with stars;
There's a hollow roaring from the sea.
And, alas! for the little almond flowers,
The wind is shaking the almond tree.

How little I thought, a year ago,
In the horrible cottage upon the Lee
That he and I should be sitting so
And sipping a cup of camomile tea.

Light as feathers the witches fly,
The horn of the moon is plain to see;
By a firefly under a jonquil flower
A goblin toasts a bumble-bee.

We might be fifty, we might be five,
So snug, so compact, so wise are we!
Under the kitchen-table leg
My knee is pressing against his knee.

Our shutters are shut, the fire is low,
The tap is dripping peacefully;
The saucepan shadows on the wall
Are black and round and plain to see.

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Julia Nunes   Make Out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEo3m8eHl3k

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                No.78

The ubiquitous mobile phone
Makes sure you're never alone
It will ring and ring
But you won't hear a thing
Because you left it at home.

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A Fine Frenzy  What I Wouldn't Do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmE_eWhXUgU

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