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  • in reply to: Original Limericks #169241
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      No.41

      I once owned a two door Capri
      It was just as I thought it would be
      When I started to drive
      the guys would all try
      Get my knickers off down past my knees

      in reply to: The Campervan of Doom #168223
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        Anyone who has seen Masterchef on their tv it will be obvious
        why this idiot has been nominated …  any one can poo-poo my choice,
        it's a meme-free thread and freedom of expression abounds

        [img]https://i.imgur.com/pZmlqme.jpg?1[/img]

        in reply to: Music for a Pussyhound #167781
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          purely for the backing singer's solo …

          Roxy Music  Avalon – Live

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbpKiUeiwE0

          [img]https://i.imgur.com/qjy2AFk.jpg?2[/img]

          in reply to: Music for a Pussyhound #167780
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            Dr. John  Right Place Wrong Time


            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5zPqgQ67yo

            [img]https://i.imgur.com/4fCAcvL.jpg?1[/img]

            in reply to: Music for a Pussyhound #167777
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              [img]https://i.imgur.com/4Kt6x6A.jpg?1[/img]

              Somebody's Gonna Get Hurt

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRkt5cygrbw

              [img]https://i.imgur.com/CblEdze.jpg?1[/img]

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                And I'm black rainbow
                And I'm an ape of god…

                has to be    Marilyn Manson :  Disposable Teens

                So next up is ….

                She was common, flirty, she looked about thirty
                I would have run away but I was on my own

                in reply to: Art For Art’s Sake #169329
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                  A favourite painting only for the story behind it.  In the War of 1812
                  between the United States and the United Kingdom the British Army
                  marched into Washington D.C. on August 24, 1814 and the President, James Madison
                  fled from the Presidential Mansion.  The British officers ate the President's dinner,
                  drank his best wine then allowed the enlisted men to drink from the President's
                  wine cellar before setting fire to the place. 

                  The 200th anniversary in August 2014 was totally ignored by the BBC and CNN
                  but not by me.  The wind was right so I had a big bonfire to celebrate and I even
                  did a little dance around it.  (Well it was a special occasion)

                  When the building was restored a lot of the charred timbers were painted white
                  so that the building became known as the White House and I always have a wry smile
                  whenever I see it on the tv.

                  (Of course The United States got their 'revenge' when Andrew Jackson led the
                  U.S. army at the Battle of New Orleans in 1815 and beat the British army rather soundly.)

                  [img]https://i.imgur.com/MUDAbPb.jpg?1[/img]

                  in reply to: Music for a Pussyhound #167776
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                    [img]https://i.imgur.com/UWr00C0.jpg?1[/img]

                    Shoofly Pie


                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG7AkNPZdNU

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                      [img]https://i.imgur.com/Swdabtj.jpg?1[/img]

                      Fake Smile


                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbA7k6Kbb9E

                      in reply to: Favourite Pomes #168707
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                        By Emily Bronte

                        Long neglect has worn away
                        Half the sweet enchanting smile;
                        Time has turned the bloom to gray;
                        Mold and damp the face defile.

                        But that lock of silky hair,
                        Still beneath the picture twined,
                        Tells what once those features were,
                        Paints their image on the mind.

                        Fair the hand that traced that line,
                        “Dearest, ever deem me true”;
                        Swiftly flew the fingers fine
                        When the pen that motto drew.

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                          John Mellencamp    Coming Down The Road

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQy0yCAvbuk

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                            Hello Baby

                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXExIBnBf9w

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                              Play it loud…


                              Joe Walsh  Rocky Mountain Way (Live)

                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95NDNG-0lGg

                              [img]https://i.imgur.com/CSSCkc0.jpg?1[/img]

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                                [img]https://i.imgur.com/40r7yLs.jpg?1[/img]    Hold On

                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybk-MAWmFfY

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                                in reply to: Art For Art’s Sake #169328
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                                  This is Fra.Fillipo Lippi (c.1406 – 1469) .. He was ordained as a priest at 19
                                  but was too busy becoming an artist and womaniser. 
                                  This self-portrait speaks for itself. 

                                  Robert Browning summed him up in the first lines of his verse:

                                  I am poor brother Lippo, by your leave!
                                  You need not clap your torches to my face.
                                  Zooks, what's to blame? you think you see a monk!
                                  What, 'tis past midnight, and you go the rounds,
                                  And here you catch me at an alley's end
                                  Where sportive ladies leave their doors ajar?

                                  [img]https://i.imgur.com/YLpH4VD.jpg?1[/img]

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