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@urban : true the first is better but i wanted not add a third who mean the same thing too
this one (gift) : Je t'imagine plus belle de jour en jour
its simple , effective , and it work each time
Whith my luck she could answer :
What you need to imagine me beautifull because you see me ugly ??!!!
And let's go for a “Flying Plates Party” and a good tactical retreat
Rukya , l'image que je me fais de toi est meilleure chaque jour , or you can say too :
Rukya , j'imagine de mieux en mieux a qoi tu ressemblethe two mean the same thing
I prefer the first it sound more “dreamfull” and the second sound more “physical” (Terre à terre)
hrrmm hrrmmm *move her spanker with frenesy in her hand* who stole my turn ? !!
Dam ! caugh by the patrol, next time i will to be more sneaky and come in 2nd place
no one are good, google work well with individual words but do not try to translate a full sentence
My riding whipe is ready
she is gorgeous whatever colors are her haires/skin
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but less latex and more leather
Age matters when starting with hormones, luckily I started early so what's “male” of me is my dicky, though it look kinda girly. :
sound like a “deception” 😮
I see i'm not alone to be insulted when i dont want go in room with a man . Why they think girls are their toys . If they want toys there is some good artificial girl now ^^
It is just before action or it is another story in action ?
My worst pick-up :
In Achat : I see a women who had a profile sentence saying she liked abuse and this kind of stuff..
– me : Good evening, what about if i come from behind and suddently grab your breast, whispering to you “Abuse,… humm imagine what i can do to you!”
– her (some second latter) : WTF ! + a some tasty insults
– me : hu 😮 i have guess you was looking for a kinky RP
– her : you freaky bastard
– me : ok, ok cool down it is just a game + send
– systeme message : sorry bla bla you are on my ignore list :-XMaybe i was a little be to earlly in the “RP mode” :
In Real life, this two are still vivid in my mind because they are simply so funny
The quickest :
I was talking with a girl in a party, and she was asking a lot of questions, and asking, and asking ….
– me (rought translation from french) : Damned, you are curious like a old pussy !
– her: (she pulled up her skirt, she was not wearing panty and show me her pussy) :”shouting in anger” And that it is an old pussy ? !!!
– me (stunned, i was still so innocent) : heuuuu ……
I missed something this daythe clumsiest (spelling ok ?) :
In another party somewhere on the riviera, i look an “appetizing” girl lying in a deck chair, she was wearing a sexy white tight dress and obviously looking for something
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I make a low profile approach and gently ask if the other deck chair beside her was free.
She wiggle in her chair and tell me with a smile : Ho, yes of course
I start to seat in to the chair thinking “hooo yes man, keep cool and stay on this track” but the chair legs simply go off under me ( the IKEA syndrom ?) and the “whiscky cola” in my hand splash her dress…….
her ( suddently less in the mood and standing on and shouting) : WHORE !!! What a jerk !!!
Yes another fashion victime, since this day i never drink “whisky-cola” again.Would it be easier for hetero guys if the pose had a MFS variation as well? I've had guys approach me because they much rather have a shemale in a 3some with them than another man.
I can only talk for myself, but i think it could not help;
– I have try FMM in real life and maybe i am “prehistoric” but the smelling of another male in the room is enough to ruin my libido and eatch time the women have to do real extra job to keep me “alive”. So i stop it. In Achat,i do FMM only is the women ask it and then i play only for her pleasure.
– For the FFM it is a little bit different, you could call it brain “overload”, to much options, ideas or things to do i become like a young teen unable to know what to do
. So i need to make a “back to basic” to keep myself in the mood and it become more a FF+ “living sex toy” than a true threesome with somebody imaginative. Again i Achat it is a little bit different the limited options keep me in the race.– For the Shemal…i could only say they are still too mutch “male smelling” unless they started “changing/adapting” young. Even in this it is better for me to avoid any contact during sex or i will have an urgent need to watch the TV
. and avoiding contact during a threesome need a specific gymnastic i could not do anymore (yes i am less flexy than before ).
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